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Текст песни The Limeliters - Vasectomy

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Well, I went to see my Doctor,I said, "Doc, I can`t pay my bills!The rent`s all spent, The truck`s got a dent, And I think I`m gettin` the chillsFrom being forced to sleep alone,You see this house just ain`t no home,I can`t afford no kids, My life is on the skids,`Cause my woman says"Leave me alone,Unless you get a vasectomy!You ought to get a vasectomy!Just one little male alterationCan keep us from another altercation!Get a vasectomy!You ought to get a vasectomy!Oh what a vas deferens there could be!"Well, the next thing I know,I`m laying on a table With a light shinin` in my eyes!They strapped my wrists,They strapped my ankles,And they double-strapped my thighs!The nurses were a gigglin` And I was a wigglin`, Most uncomfortably,When the Doc walked in, With a perverted grin,And here`s what he said to me:"It only hurts For a little while,That`s what they tell me,That`s what they say!"Oooeeeiy! Ooooh! Aiiiy Oh!Well, it`s two weeks later, And I feel a little better,My mind is more at ease.The rent`s still spent,The truck`s got a dent,But my woman`s no longer a tease!And even down at the office,There is a lot more interest in me,The girls all grin when I walk in!And brother, they mean to pleaseA man with a vasectomy,You ought to get a vasectomy!Like a sun-kissed orange, I`ve been squeezed,`Cause its all juice and there`s no seed!Well, a vasedctomy!You ought to get a vasectomy!Oh what a vas deferens!It`s beginnin` to make a little sense!Oh what a vas deferens there could...`Here is the part that I like the most,It takes the danger out of bein` close!Oh what a vas deferens there could..They snip those little suckers right in two And clamp `em of with super-glue!Oh what a vas deferens there could be!

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