Текст песни The Scabs - Sloppy Jalopy
The Scabs - Sloppy Jalopy слова песни
They call me sloppy jalopyI got a whole lot in my headI never get up early babyJust to get out of bedI eat the jalapeno yes I doAnd then I take a creamy dreamyHot stinky pooThey call me sloppy jalopyI eat ice cream with my honeyShe makes me laugh sometimesBecause you know she`s so funnyThey call me sloppy jalopyI`ve got t he barbecued bunsBecause I wear no pantiesWhen I back in the sunI pick my nose clean babyRoll the boogers in a ballAnd I flick �em at peopleWhen I go to the mallI got a big pair of shortsAnd they`re cut off way below the kneesI keep my pockets filled upWith macaroni and cheeseI watch the Larry kingSo I can fall right to sleepMy girlfriends got taste becauseShe thinks I`m a creepI don`t watch the newsBecause I can`t stand the sportsAnd my favorite companionsAre usually sold in cold quartsI don`t take no showersCause I`m a natural dudeBut I do change my mind Because I hate to be rudeI love to do the lambadaBut I don`t do it very wellAnd my hair`s always perfectBecause I use the styling gel