Текст песни The Streets - The Irony Of It All
The Streets - The Irony Of It All слова песни
Hello, Hello. My names Terry and I`m a law abiderThere`s nothing I like more than getting fired up on beerAnd when the weekends here I to exercise my right to get paralytic and fightGood bloke fairlyBut I get well leery when geezers look at me funnyBounce `em round like bunniesI`m likely to cause mischiefGood clean grief you must believe and I ain`t no thief.Law abiding and all, all legal.And who cares about my liver when it feels goodWwhat you need is some real manhood.Rasher Rasher Barney and Kasha putting peoples backs up.Public disorder, I`ll give you public disorder.I down eight pints and run all over the placeSpit in the face of an officerSee if that bothers you cause I never broke a law in my lifeSomeday I`m gonna settle down with a wifeCome on lads lets have another fightEh hello. My names Tim and I`m a criminal,In the eyes of society I need to be in jailFor the choice of herbs I inhale.This ain`t no wholesale operationJust a few eighths and some Playstations my`s vocationI pose a threat to the nationAnd down the station the police hold no patienceLet`s talk space and timeI like to get deep sometimes and think about EinsteinAnd Carl Jung And old Kung Fu movies I like to seePass the hydrator pleaseYeah I`m floating on thin air.Going to Amsterdam in the New Year - top gear thereCause I taker pride in my hobbyHome made bongs using my engineering degreeDear Leaders, please legalise weed for these reasons.Like I was saying to him.I told him: "Top with me and you won`t leave."So I smacked him in the head and downed another CarlingBada Bada Bing for the lad`s night.Mad fight, his face`s a sad sight.Vodka and Snake Bite.Going on like a right geez, he`s a twat,Shouldn`t have looked at me like that.Anyway I`m an upstanding citizenIf a war came along I`d be on the front line with em.Can`t stand crime either them hooligans on heroin.Drugs and criminals those thugs on the penny coloured will be the downfall of societyI`ve got all the anger pent up inside of me.You know I don`t see why I should be the criminalHow can something with no recorded fatalities be illegalAnd how many deaths are there per year from alcoholI just completed Gran Tourismo on the hardest settingWe pose no threat on my setteeOoh the pizza`s here will someone let him in please"We didn`t order chicken, Not a problem we`ll pick it outI doubt they meant to mess us aboutAfter all we`re all adults not louts." As I was saying, we`re friendly peaceful peopleWe`re not the ones out there causing trouble.We just sit in this hazy bubble with our quartersDiscussing how beautiful Gail Porter is.MTV, BBC 2, Channel 4 is on until six in the morning.Then at six in the morning the sun dawns and it`s my bedtime.Causing trouble, your stinking rabbleBoys saying I`m the lad who`s spoiling itYou`re on drugs it really bugs me when people try and tell me I`m a thugJust for getting drunkI like getting drunkCause I`m an upstanding citizenIf a war came along I`d be on the front line with em.Now Terry you`re repeating yourselfBut that`s okay drunk people can`t help that.A chemical reaction inside your brain causes you to forget what you`re saying.What. I know exactly what I`m sayingI`m perfectly saneYou stinking student lameoGo get a job and stop robbing us of our taxes.Err, well actually according to researchGovernment funding for further education pales in insignificanceWhen compared to how much they spend on repairingLeery drunk people at the weekendIn casualty wards all over the land.Why you cheeky little swine come hereI`m gonna batter you. Come here.[Thanks to tom3t0@hotmail.com for these lyrics][Thanks to ophelias_drift@yahoo.com, vinsentnys@hotmail.com for correcting these lyrics]