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Текст песни Toby Keith - The Critic

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Tell it like it is...He gets up real early on his mornin drive.Down to the office for his 9 to 5.He drives a 94, 2 ton, economy car.Loves to tell the local bands down at the bar that he`s The Critic.Yea, I can hook you up, I know everybody, in the business.He flunked junior high band he couldn`t march in time.He tried to write a song once, he couldn`t make it rhyme.He went two or three chords on a pawn shop guitar, he just never quite had what it took to be a star, so he`s a critic.I work for the Gazette man...I got a real job.He did a 5-star column on a band he never heard.He did a bluegrass review about an unkind word.He thought it was time to ask his boss for a raise, his boss said I can`t even tell if anybody`s even readin your page.Yea...So he thought...and he thought a little more.He caught a young hot star headin into town, and then he hid behind his typewriter and gunned the boy down.Here come the letters, the e-mails, the faxes, they raised him to 20,000 dollars after taxes.He`s a happy critic...He`s rollin in the dough...Man I could do this forever...this is easy. Everybody`s readin my column!Please don`t tell my mom, that I write the music column for the Gazette.She still thinks I play piano down at the Cathouse.Let`s get funky with this now boys...Play it on out.Come on Shannon.There`s ole Biff jumpin in.?? is layin it down.Come on Shannon.Aww yea, my man Steve.Man my fingers are gettin tired...y`all gonna have to hurry. This snappin thing...wearin me out.Hello Shannon.Guess he`s on coffee break man.They`re gonna love you...cause they already love me.(Yea!)It`s the Critic.[Thanks to KleShreen@hotmail.com for these lyrics]

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