Текст песни Too Short - Pimpology
Too Short - Pimpology слова песни
(Pimp): All we want is the money
(Pimp 2): I keep em` bro. Wake up one morning, and, with some money
to spend, they go crazy.
(Verse 1):
I`m going to tell you a story in stereo,
About the pimping game, that you should know.
But if you don`t, it`s alright.
Cause I`ll be spittin` this game to you all damn night.
When I was 3 years old,
Straight pimp game I was told.
My daddy sent me to pimp school.
In this man`s world, you can`t be no fool.
If a pimp is what you wanna be,
You`re gonna have to learn pimpology.
Pimpology: a pimp`s profession.
Can`t be effected by the Great Depression.
So if you want to be giant sized,
Come to my school. Get pimp-matized.
In your school, what do they teach?
English, math, and history.
Pimpin` game, you can learn.
And if you do, you will earn
A pimp diploma, just for you
For learning what you`re taught when you come to school.
Lesson 1, you should know:
Never fall in love, with your ho.
Lesson 2 tells you to do only one thing:
Act cool.
Lesson 3:
Don`t be a trick. If she`s poor, if she`s rich,
If your game is soft or hard,
It shouldn`t take long to break the broad.
Lesson 4:
Keep ya ho. It`s the most important thing to know.
`Cause I pimp or die. I`m like the Mack:
riding around Oakland in a Cadillac.
But on the other hand, if you can`t pimp
And the hos keep treating you like a simp,
I don`t know what to say about you boys.
You better go to the store and buy some toys.
`Cause you can`t play this game.
(Pimp Talking):
Next time you hear grown folks talking, shut the fuck up y` hear?
(Verse 2):
Now you heard my story in stereo:
About the pimpin` game, that you should know.
And if you don`t, it`s alright,
`Cause I`ll be spittin` this game to ya all damn night.
I`m Short Dog. Ain`t nothing nice.
I never rap fake when I`m on the mic.
I ride around town in a clean Benz.
Never ever frontin` on my real cool friends.
My zodiac sign is a Taurus the bull.
I drink Old English, and I do get full.
If you`re wondering why I don`t stop my rap,
`Cause other MC`s can`t rock like that.
My music flows like domino`s.
I pimp these hoes that`s how it goes.
Tenders on my beeper all day and night.
I`m a true blue player homeboy. That`s right.
O-A-K-L-A-N-D:
That`s where I rain, top dog MC.
Too Short, baby, on the microphone.
I work more tails. I don`t take freaks home.
Man, they start trippin` when they think your rich.
Met her yesterday. All on my tip.
It`s not hard to believe. But that`s how it goes.
I`m burning rubber on these hoes like vogues.
Check out my style. Baby don`t stop.
If you can`t call me Short, just call me Dog.
Black is my color. I have no other. Nothing else will do.
I`ve got a black car, black bed, black TV.
I`ve even got a silk black suit.
Dangerous music, and the Dangerous Crew,
Oakland, Ca, and the Playboy too.
West coast rapping al over the place.
Too Short, baby, all in your face.
I rap so hardЎyou can`t stop me.
My last album sold a million copies.
Me and the maestro, laying the beat.
DJ scratches from my homeboy Pete.
Dangerous music is what you hear.
A new LP, every year.
You know we rolling. Can`t be faking.
We come through, and all your girls, we`re taking.
You know we`re rolling. Don`t do no simpin`.
Oaktown players, strictly pimpin`, baby.
My name is Short. Just what you`ve been looking for.
Sending young tenders on a wild goose chase.
Up in the hills, trying to find my place.
Getting lost, getting tossed, getting found and clowned.
Every time you see Short baby, you get down.
`Cause the raps I make are the raps you like.
The way Sir Too Short rocks the mic.
It`s a one of a kind, rapping style.
Have the freaks in the crowd, going wild.
For when I spit my rhyme, I just don`t quit.
Grab the microphone, and just make me rich.
(Pimp 1): It was $35, 000.
(Pimp 2): $35,000 cash money?
(Pimp 1): No. I get 1. $35, 000 plus 1, right?
(Pimp 2): The one I gave you?
(Pimp 1): No, I gave you 6 alright. I had 1. Now $35,000 plus 6
right.
Now $35, 000 plus 1, plus 6 makes 7.
$35, 000 plus 7, right. Motha fucka, can you buy that?