Текст песни Toy Dolls - Ernie Had An Hernia
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Too much nosh & too much boozeHe spent all night in the bog with the bluesAn aching head, intoxicatedHe didn`t even know he was constipatedHe forced & he frowned, he pushed & he stainedBut on the toilet seat he remainedHe let out a shout as he passed out& his gut was rearrangedNo walks in the park, no drinks, no grubHe can`t embark on a trip to the pubHe sits in the dark, and says don`t trouble me[Counterpoint Chorus:]No one sees he`s a ruptured manHe can`t sneeze like you normally canThey`re all mean, they`re all riff raffHe turns green when they make him laughErnie had a. Ernie had a...Hernia, a hernieErnie had a. Ernie had a...Hernia, a hernie...He had a herniaHe can`t stand up, her can`t lie flatThe torment in his tummy preventing thatHe can`t sit down, can`t go anywhereThe devil in his belly proving too much to bearHe can`t go out & he can`t stay inOh what`s it all about? He just can`t winNo chance of a bath or to see the lavatory for himErnie had a...<i>[guitar bit]Ernie never smiles & he dare not grinAn aggravating abdomen wearing him thinErnie had a hernia but he did not give inErnia had a...He had a hernia