Текст песни Tub Ring - Two Noses, слова песни Tub Ring

Текст песни Tub Ring - Two Noses

Tub Ring - Two Noses слова песни

I`m a happy guyI`ve got a happy lifeTwo happy kidsAnd a happy wifeFlowers are bloomingIt`s a beautiful dayI`ve got an upper class jobWith upper class payBut I`ve got a little problemYou see, with meA major physical deformityIt takes me twice as longTo stop and smell the roses`Cause I`ve had to live my lifeHaving two noses kids understandThey think it`s neatAt birthday partiesI`m an added treatWife loves me for my mindDoesn`t care about my looksShe`s so damn kindIt`s really no funWhen the nostrilsOf both noses runYeah, that really sucksAnd when I think backTo my days of grammar schoolI was the one who got picked onWhen the kids were being cruelA major problem in high schoolWas if you had acne tell youPinocchio had nothing on meSummer, I used a surplus of zinc oxideSpring, allergy season caused me to hideWinter would come along and noses would freezeAutumn was not so badThe smell of burning leavesPaid real wellSo my job`s okayI`m the head testerOf nasal sprayBoss thinks I`m weirdBut I don`t careI just do my jobAnd I`m outta thereI`ll fill you in onWhat`s my personal hellWhen someone fartsI get twice the smellAnother duty that can proveTo be a scare is whenI have to trim my nostril hairJust so you knowIt`s in my headI`ll get a nose jobBefore I`m deadYears of planning have gone into thisI`ll get the left nose trimmed`Cause it`s too big, yeahI`ve got to get that taken care ofYou know you put your left nose inYou put your left nose outAnd you put your left nose inAnd then you shake it all aboutYou do the hokey pokeyAnd you turn yourself aroundThat`s what it`s all aboutI`ve got two nosesI`ve got two nosesWhy`d this have to happen to me

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Two Noses

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