Текст песни Ugly Americans - Chilly at the Crib
Ugly Americans - Chilly at the Crib слова песни
I`m kicking back at the chill shackFelling kinda slack relaxed and kinda like keroaucNo I do not drive a Cadillac I got the buzzmobileCuz mobile makes me feel like its the lovemobileI got the cow print sheets on my sheetsI always got the black chuck taylors covering up my feetsI got the faux pas fake black marble paint covering up the wood on my bookcaseI cleans my teeth every once in a while with tartar control backing soda toothpasteI`m digging the laid back grooves of stan getz and ciau gilbertoI date a girl named sister all that she`s kinda hip and you know she`s puertoRican I`m freaking and speaking of tweakingThe weekend`s kinda sneaking up and baby I`ll be squeaking By I`m tweaked out and freaked out and geek by the tile groutIts black and green and scary and the tilex fumes is kinda hairy I got the windows open hoping I don`t asphyxiate & die I guess I`m copingI`m kinda insane oh man but I don`t needs the rogaineCan you stop the madness my badness is preplannedI`m ready to recoil oh really no rallyI don`t like to dilly I dally in the fillies you know they dry me sillyMy shampoos got the aloe I don`t wear no mascaraI paint my nails with manic panic galaxy gold cause I don`t careaWhat you think I stinka so whata you nuttaI think I had to fuck your daughter in the buttaI got the air conditioner cranked up to 70You know sometimes it feels just like heaven gI got the butt juice runnin down my lipsI`m hips I know what cooks I`m tripsI`m tripping and dipping and skipping along to my louDoing whatever it is I think I needs to oughta doI`m pulling out the amazing spiderman bubblebathI got the black sheets on my bed sometimes I just have to laughI get on the phone and now I starts to get to dialingI`m calling up my honey I`m smoking American Spirits and smilinI`m feeling quite refreshed and I`m felling quite nicelyI`m calling up the cutie with the booty cause she`s spicySpicier than the chili con carne down at el arroyoI get a hold of some girl named lenny and I calls her joyoMy freezers packed with chung king mini egg roll varietyI`m watching my weight so I can pack my ass wagon tight here in societyI`m playing it cool even though it ain`t that relaxin relaxinI`m checking my cream and finding out I ain`t got no jacksonsI rolling my lazy ass out of the bed but never before 2:30I`m washing my hair with j crew shampoo when its uh dirtyI get in my car its kinda cool it ain`t no caddyIts just a volkswagon bug its kinda snug but it`s a fattyI`m watching the cable t.v. its on discoveryI got the down filled feather blanket to keep me toasty warm and cover meI`m eating the cinnamon raison bagels cause they`s fat freeKeeps me slim and trim and looking tight and sassySassy like a motherfucker like myself should lookI`m reading herman messe`s steppenwolf because I heard it was a good bookI`m calling up my homeboy slowpoke just to see what`s been a shakingTo find out what`s up & maybe whose heart he`s breakingIt`s rough outside you know sometimes I`d rather chill at homeYou knows to spend a little quality time alone But cruising round the town`s not really what I`m all aboutI`m pretty busy really chilly back and kicking crazy jams out my house i`m nicely rearranged and fresh and rested up I`ve tested out the brain bongGone long ago I`m agro easy cool fool for the old school drooling on my pillow caseIn case you haven`t guessed oh yes I`m blessed with flavorSavor every drop and don`t change my behaviorCause it`s a real good feel good dayAnd things are kinda trips but there looking my wayI`m taking my own advice I`m kicking back and thinking bout the things I didI`m drinking Mr. PibbIt`s chilly at the crib