Текст песни Ugly Americans - Orlando
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I was sitting naked in a holiday inn down in OrlandoAnd it was the morning of the last day of the yearI didn`t know who I was and I thought I might`ve been Evan DandoBut if I was him than what the hell was I doing hereSo I asked myself one simple questionWhat would I do with the rest of my lifeIf I knew I couldn`t fail I guess I`d get the hellOut of Orlando and find me a rich and beautiful wifeCause I don`t want to do a damn thingAnd I want to be appreciatedAnd I want to get paid wellAnd I don`t want to be hatedI don`t want to do a damn thing except lie in the sunAnd be loved loved loved loved loved by everyoneSo I called up the front desk to see if I could rent a pornoThey said you better have a credit card I said honey I`m pretty hard upBut I ain`t got no visa I said honey could you please uh help meShe said she was sorry but I think she was just disgustedAnd I was kinda disgusted myself cause it had all come down to thisAnd I felt like a pervert but goddamn it gets lonelyWhen you`re sitting in your hotel room naked as a jaybirdDown in Orlando in the middle of the nightSo I called up an old friend to see how he was doingBut he sounded like a robot and it was like I barely knew himSo I said I had to go then I couldn`t take it any longerYou know the desire to throw my naked body out the fifth floor of the Holiday Inn kept getting strongerI tried to take a cold shower but I couldn`t get my nerve upI just sat in that hotel room and tried to cut my own hairThat was the worst idea that I had all dayBut goddamn it gets lonely down in f.l.o.r.i.d.a.Then I thought to myself just what the hell was a jaybirdAnd just what the hell does it look like and what the hell am I doingSo I tried to write a song about it but this is all I gotYou know I sang it for your girlfriend and she said she liked it a lotExcept the part about killing myself and the part about trying to find a rich wifeShe said you should have gone to sea world you might have had a better timeI said honey thanks for the input thanks for the adviceBut I think that the only way I`m ever going back to Orlando is if I live life twiceCause I don`t want to do a damn thingAnd I want to be appreciatedAnd I want to get paid wellAnd I don`t want to be hatedI don`t want to do a damn thing except lie in the sunAnd be loved loved loved loved loved by everyone