Текст песни Ugly Duckling - MeatShake
Ugly Duckling - MeatShake слова песни
"I`ve been havin MeatShake for forty years""I love MeatShake!""Meat and shake, that`s all I need, m-hm""I have MeatShake every day at school""Look, when I`m hungry I need some meatI don`t need none of that rabbit food they`re servin over at Veggie Hut""Meat to the Shizzake""Bro, I down lots of MeatShakes, man""I`d love to taste the secret""Lunch break, only got a half an hourGotta get something in my system, I go to MeatShake""Eat at MeatShake!""Taste the secret at MeatShaaaaake, hey""MeatShakes are so soft, I can eat em without my dentures"Well hi, welcome to MeatShake where you can `taste the secret`And when I tell you what it is, you won`t believe itThere`s something special in our food you`ll taste when you start eating itEverything we serve has meat in itBut don`t you serve french fries and a vegetable plate?It all has meat (What?)What about the green salad and the cookies you bake?Everything has meat (Oh...)It`s nice and tenderMixed in a blenderDon`t you want some meat? (Yeah)So hot and steamyYet smooth and creamyCome and get your meat (Hey)Now when your body`s hungerin, drive on down and stumble inCome on, give us half a chance, I promise that you`ll come againIf you`re not carniverous consider us a challengeYou`re too lean and need some proteine, we got it by the gallonsRest assured our healthy indiscriminating guests preferThe sweet and meaty morsels we concoct behind my registerGiving good service plus a smile in a paper hatOur competition`s food is crap, who would wanna pay for that?Please try a beef pie, top it with some meat friesAnd a classic MeatShake, baked until the grease dried40 cents more, you can have your meal meat-sizedPlus you get three tries, scratch and win a free prizeAll except you vegan men who need to be leavin andHead into the Veggie Hut where you can eat some leaf and granThat is unless of course you wanna taste the secret sinCome on, breathe it in, you can use your teeth againRemember that meat`s your friend, so let it inside youCows gotta die too, don`t let them survive youThere`s an offer for a free shake when you buy twoLasts while supplies do, thanks, please drive throughSkinny mini or a beefcakeHey, you don`t need steak, get a MeatShake!You want a meaty meal but your teeth acheHey for Pete`s sake, get a MeatShake!You`re gonna take your girl on a cheap dateAnd you`re a cheapskate, so get a MeatShake!When you purchase a combo meal you receive a souvenir keepsakeGet a MeatShake!Offer for free souvenir keepsake for a limited time onlyat participating MeatShake stores in your areaThe MeatShake Corporation is in no way responsible forhigh blood pressure, heart disease or bad body odorMeatShake!"Mmhh... I better go taste the secret right now"