Voltaire

The USS Make Shit Up

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I was stranded on a planet, Just me and Spock Ee met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head Bust a move, Tog I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me His eyes were full of tears he said "Captain, can`t you see the ship is gonna blow do something I beseech" I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach And I say,Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dishThats the way we do things, lad, we`re making shit up as we wishThe Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us`Cause if we find we`re in a bind we just make some shit up And though he`s just a child, and some think him a twitWesley is the master when it comes to making up some shitHe`s the guy you want with you when you go out in spaceNow if only he could beam those pimples off his face And if you`re at a party on the starship Enterprise And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas Hold on to Geordi`s visor and sing into Data`s knee And I sayBounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dishThats the way we do things lad, we`re making shit up as we wishThe Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us`Cause if we find we`re in a bind we just make some shit up Sisko`s on a mission to go no bloody place He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space The wormhole`s opened up and now they come from near and far We`ll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar What is with the Klingons, remember in the day They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads And I sayBounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dishThats the way we do things lad, we`re making shit up as we wishThe Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us`Cause if we find we`re in a bind we just make some shit up Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the doorWhen suddently it dawned on me I`ve seen this show beforePerhaps I`m in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase`Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space" We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg Normally you`d think that that would get us into shit But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits And I sayBounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dishThats the way we do things lad, we`re making shit up as we wishThe Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us`Cause if we find we`re in a bind we`re totally screwed but nevermind We`ll pull something out of our behinds, we just make some shit up

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