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Текст песни Wc And Maad Circle - Put On Tha Set

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I got put on the set, smokin Jimmy Jacks in a shack
with my nigga Coolio, got me to` the fuck back
High as a UFO, standin in my drawers
in the hall, talkin to the walls
Now a nigga`s spooked, umm
*Snagglepuss voice* Heavens to merkatroids, I`m looped!
I`m tripping! *normal voice* Nigga what do I see?
It`s me, that nigga Dub C on the TV
Now I know I`m buzzed
cause I`m on the TV but the TV`s unplugged
Damn, this shit is like the Twilight Zone
*sings theme* Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na; I`m blowed!
Cause now I`m havin illusions, illusions
of me on channel eleven on a black and white tube and
Mack and the Gene are one of mine show
Hangin with Sinead and they sippin on the four-oh
Now I know I`m trippin *Martin Lawrence voice* Oh my goodness!
Let me change the TV and
Dizamn! Once again there I go
But this time it`s channel thirteen on Arsenio
I`m smokin a wet one on the couch
Givin up a fat middle finger to the crowd
I`m faded, but not in a way in which you ever seen
peep the side effects, yeah, I`m on the set

Chorus: *singers*

Asshole naked standin in front of the set; I`m wet
Ain`t no escapin when yo` ass is wet; I`m wet

Look, look, way up in the sky everybody just
look, look, and you`ll find me flyin high
So there I was, standin in front of the set mesmerized
Kickin off the scenery right before me eyes
High as a motherfucker what was I to do?
Cause now the yerm has got me thinkin I`m on channel two
Peep it -- bip-bip-bip like the bi-on-ic man I`m out of control
and now I see myself on Highway Patrol
Runnin from the Feds tryin to make my get away
but there`s *singin* nowhere to run, ba-bay
And now exhausted from this drama I needed a rest
So I went on channel four so I can catch my breath
Now who`s this after five minutes of bein there
I met this motherfucker named the Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Yeah this nigga was funny I must admit it
but his Uncle and his cousin Carlton was straight bitches
Them niggaz was cock blockin, talkin bout killin me
cause I told em I wanted to fuck the shit out of Hillary, ooh
Now what`s a realer trip to fantasy, all I know
is she was lookin good sportin them t-shirt and panties, huh
I can`t believe this shit, nigga I`m wet
Fuck tricks, my mind is playin with dipsticks, I`m on the set

Chorus

Still blowed from the chemicals I`m askin was it worth it
Cause like Slick Rick now Dub C is scared and I`m nervous
Cause now the TV`s changin by itself, uh-oh danger
Cause now I see myself on channel nine on the Gladiators
I`m swingin on a rope with a gauge
Boom, bang bang, you niggaz can`t hang
Fuck a obstacle fool, I had them buff bitches runnin
Mass confusion now I hear one-time comin
So I swing to the exit, jumped off and jetted
Thank God mama kept the baby gat ready
I left all them bitches behind, til I got to channel fifty-two
and there I found myself on Good Times
Here was me and this nigga named J.J.
Out on a double date, just sippin on Kool-Aid
Now umm, ain`t no need for me to pretenda
like my date was all that like J.J.`s boo-boo Belinda
yo, but she had a ass like Thelma, titties like Walona
Drunk off the Mad Dog I fucked around and boned her
Like J.J. the pussy was dy-no-mite though
I must admit the hoe had a mug as ugly as Flo`
I`m on tha set

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