Текст песни Weird Al Yankovic - Cable TV
Weird Al Yankovic - Cable TV слова песни
I used to think my life was so empty
I used to think life was passin` me by
Well, I was just about ready
To curl up and die
But then one day I got a visit
From the cable company
Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in
And now I got cable TV
And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean
Midget wrestling on channel three
It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see `em
Yeah, but that`s all right with me
I got cable TV (Cable TV)
Cable TV (Cable TV)
Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy
I love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TV
I got the Siamese Faith Healer`s Network
The news and weather from Peru
I got celebrity hockey
The Racketball Channel too
Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta
Mr. Wizard is on at five
I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car
So I can watch MTV while I drive
I`m talkin` `bout real quality programs
The kind you just can`t get for free
Now I never wanna leave my apartment
`Cause there`s just so much for me to see
On my cable TV (Cable TV)
Cable TV(Cable TV)
Well, if you need to find me
You know where I`ll be
Watchin` my cable TV, yeah
Watchin` my cable TV
`Cause I love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TV
My friends are gettin` kinda worried
They think I`m turning into some kinda freak
Oh, but they`re just jealous `cause I`ve seen Porky`s
Twenty-seven times this week
On my cable TV (Cable TV)
Cable TV (Cable TV)
Yeah, the greatest thing that`s ever happened to me
I love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TV
Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah
I need my cable TV
Well, I love, I love my cable TV (TV)
Got to have cable TV (TV)
Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah (TV)
Can`t live without my cable TV
Well, I said, got to have some cable TV (TV)
I`ve got to have my cable TV
I said cable TV, yeah (TV)
Got to have cable TV