Текст песни Weird Al Yankovic - Cable TV
Weird Al Yankovic - Cable TV слова песни
I used to think my life was so empty,I used to think life was passing me by.I was just about ready,To curl up and die.But one day I got a visit,From the cable company,They hooked me up, plugged me right in,And now I`ve got cable TV.And so I get to watch...The stock report in Korean,Midget wrestling on channel 3,It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see `em,Yeah, but that`s OK with me....I got cable TV (cable TV),Cable TV (cable TV),Eighty-three channels of ecstacy,I love my cable TV yeah,Love my cable TV.I got the Siamese Faith Healer`s Network,The news and weather from Peru,I got celebrity hockey,And raquetball channel two.Bug Bunny direct from Atlanta,Mr. Wizard is on at five.I`ve got a satellite dish on the trunk of my carSo I can watch MTV while I drive.I`m talking `bout,Real quality programs.The type you just can`t get for free,Now I`m never gonna leave my apartment,Cos there`s just so much for me to seeOn my cable TV (cable TV),Cable TV (cable TV),Yeah, if you have a problem you know where I`ll be:Watching my cable TV, yeah,Watching my cable TVMy friends they`re getting kinda worried,They think I`m turning into some kind of freak.But they`re just jealous,Cos I`ve seen `Porky`s` twenty-seven times this weekOn my cable TV (cable TV),Cable TV (cable TV),The greatest thing that ever happened to me,I love my cable TV, yeah,I need my cable TV.Can`t live without my cable TV, yeahWatching my cable TV.