Текст песни Weird Al Yankovic - Callin` In Sick
Weird Al Yankovic - Callin` In Sick слова песни
Hit my snooze alarm for the twenty seventh time
Just don`t feel like goin` to work - I think I`ll call my boss, then I`m
Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
Swear I got some strange disease
What`s that little twerp gonna say
Hey
I`m callin` in sick today
Callin` in sick today
I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my underwear wathing "Ernest Goes
To Camp"
I could sit and count my hair
I could burp my Tupperware
I`m not busy anyway
Hey
I`m callin` in sick today
Callin` in sick today
Ain`t goin` to work, no way
Callin` in sick today
I can do anything I want to
I am invincible now
I`m on fire, baby
I`m alive, I`m alive, can you hear me, world?
I`m alive
Maybe I`ll spend all day staring at the sun
And trying not to squint
Maybe I`ll make a huge color tapestry from
My belly button lint
When I`m sick of takin` abuse
I just make up some lame excuse
Freedom`s just seven digits away
Hey
I`m callin` in sick today
Callin` in sick today
Ain`t gonna work, no way
Callin` in sick today