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Текст песни Weird Al Yankovic - Couch Potato

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{*to a parody of Eminem`s "Lose Yourself" beat*}Look, if you had, one shotTo sit on your lazy butt, and watch all the TV you ever wantedUntil your brain turned to mush, would you go for itOr just let it slipYo[Verse 1]Remote is ready, eyes wide palms are sweatyTheres Flintstones on the TV all ready, Wilma and BeattyNo virgin, I`m channel surfin and I`m HD readySo I flip, garbage is all I`m gettingThe Simon Cal, who folks wanna disembowelHe oppens his mouth, always say something fowlTheir dying wow, wannabes are crying nowHe votes em out, time to throw in the towlShows based on reality, oh the humanityOh the these family shows, love profanityWoh the insanity, oh dogs that crap and peeHome of degravity, no they live happilyYo, plust the Ali G show, and celebrity moOh theres Anna Nicole, she scarin meLook ma no cavites, oh its a station breakBetter go out to the kitchen and micorwave something[Chorus]Your gonna lose your mind watchin TVThey told me, they scold me, but I still tune into every show (oh)My cable gets CSPAN, TVLand, and HBOThe travel channel has gone furry and lifetimeYour gonna lose your mind watchin TVThey told me, controlled me, turn off those music videos (oh)I`m gonna watch CSPAN TVLand and HBOThe History Channel, and QVC, and LifetimeYour gonna...[Verse 2]My butt is aking, as I watch Nascar racingThat show about undertaking, Larry KingTo 24 to, Law & OrderThe Weather Channel`s boring like 60 MinutesAncient reporters, next up on E True Hollywood StoryThe rise and decline of 12 actors named CoryShows for next fall, they already been naminCSI: Boise, and Touched by an UncleBoth sound pretty lamen, and so does everybody who tolerates RamondAnd King of Queens jumped the shark the first minuteI can`t believe Richard Simmons ain`t in itI move right on to 8 Simple Rules for Dating my Teenage DaughterThen I bet I watch the Bachelorette, followed by welcome back CotterAnd the Muppets show where they go and I`m not[Chorus]Your gonna lose your mind watchin TVThey told me, they scold me, but I still tune into every show (oh)My cable gets CSPAN, TVLand, and HBOThe Disney channel and A&E and lifetimeYour gonna lose your mind watchin TVThey told me, controlled me, but I still love Lisa Cudrow (oh)I`m lookin at CSPAN TVLand and HBOThe Playboy Channel, CourtTV, and LifetimeYour gonna...[Verse 3]Never miss Melorose Place or Lost in SpaceI`ve seen each Amazing Race, Without a TraceBut I only watched Will & Grace, one time, one dayWish I Hadn`t, cause TiVo now thinks I`m gayOh, and Fear Factor, I watched maybe a halfhourAfter that, felt like I needed a long ShowerNetwork Execs with naked ambitionNextweek on fox watch lions eat ChristiansLiked to tie up those programming plannersMake them watch all that junk until there heads explode just like scannersLeech coverd, grub-eatin fools on SurvivorLook theres James Lipton discussin the ohbra ofMr. Rob Schneider and those gilligan and SpongebobPlus there MaGiver and Jay Leno has got MadonnaHaters Luke Perry and a special all piglatin episode of Drew CareyWanna turn on ET, cause I`m a gossip freakAnd I gotta know who JLo is marring this weekA 30 second spot welcome back to Are You HotI was plannin on recording the Sopranos, I forgotI love shows with or without a plotI`ll stare until my legs are numb, my eyes blood shotBecause I only got, one brain to rotI`m gonna spend my life watchin television a lot[Chorus]Your gonna lose your mind watchin TVThey told me, theyscold me, but I still tune into every show (oh)My cable gets CSPAN, TVLand, and HBOThe Sifi channel and AMC and lifetimeYour gonna lose your mind watchin TVThey told me, controlled me, turn off that Oprah Winfrey show (oh)I got it on CSPAN TVLand and HBOThe Learing Channel and MTV, and LifetimeYour gonna...You can watch anything you want to man

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