Текст песни Weird Al Yankovic - Dog Eat Dog
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Found a job in a great big officeAnd I really love this placeI got my very own Scotch tape dispenserAnd I got a private parking space...ha!And I got a coffe mug with my name right on itIn big bold letters so everyone knows it`s mineDon`t even touch it, `cause it doesn`t belong to youI`m watching you, so don`t get funnyI`m climbing up, up the corporate ladderWatch out...It`s dog eat dogNose against the grindstone, it feels all rightWatch out...Well, it`s dog eat dogHere we goI love to watch my boss get angrySo I can count the veins on his neck...ha!Every day is like a picnicEvery Friday, get a checkWell, do I smell jelly donuts? This is my lucky day!I`ll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetenerHold on a minute, just one more jelly donutThey`ll never miss it...No, they`ll never miss it!I`m climbing up, up the corporate ladderWatch out...Well, it`s dog eat dogNose against the grindstone, it feels all rightWatch out...Hey! Well, it`s dog eat dogSometimes I can`t believe this is all really happeningSometimes I can`t believe that I`m really sitting hereSometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful stapler!"Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful chair!"Nobody`s sure what I do hereAnd that`s just fine with meFive o`clock is here much too soon now`Cause I just never wanna leaveI can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animalsMaybe I could get on David LettermanI think I made a big mistakeWhere`s my liquid paper? Where`s my liquid paper?I`m climbing up, way up the corporate ladder nowWatch out...Well, it`s dog eat dogNose against the grindstone, it feels all rightBetter be careful now, it`s dog eat dogWatch me work...Hey! Hey! Stand back now!Look out, mama, it`s dog eat dogNose against the grindstone, it feels real goodHey! Dog eat dog