Текст песни Weird Al Yankovic - Fat
Weird Al Yankovic - Fat слова песни
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I`ll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
`Cause I`m the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I`m too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I`ve got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I`ve never used a phone booth
And I`ve never seen my toes
When I`m goin` to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I`m fat, I`m fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I`m fat, I`m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I`m fat, I`m fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don`tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who`s fat
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I`m a lucky man
I`m the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I`m gonna need my own zip code
When you`re only having seconds
I`m having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I`m fat, I`m fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I`m fat, I`m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I`m fat, I`m fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who`s fat
If you see me comin` your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I`m hungry
Then won`t you feed my face
Because I`m fat, I`m fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I`m fat, I`m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I`m fat, I`m fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
You know I`m fat, I`m fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I`m fat, I`m fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I`m a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I`m huge, I`m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I`m fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I`m fat, I`m fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I`m fat and I`m proud
Just tell me once again who`s fat