Текст песни Weird Al Yankovic - Fat
Weird Al Yankovic - Fat слова песни
Your butt is wide, well mine is too.Just watch your mouth, or I`ll sit on you.The word is out, better treat me right,Cause I`m the king of cellulite.Ham on ham on ham on whole wheat, all right.My zippers bust, my buckles break.I`m too much man for you to take.The pavement cracks when I fall down.I`ve got more chins than Chinatown.Well I`ve never used a phone booth,And I`ve never seen my toes.When I`m goin` to the moviesI take up seven rows.Because I`m fat, I`m fat--come on.(Fat fat--really really fat)You know I`m fat, I`m fat--you know it.(Fat fat--really really fat)You know I`m fat, I`m fat--come on you know.(Fat fat--really really fat)Don`tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout.Just tell me once again: Who`s fat?When I walk out to get my mail,It measures on the Richter scale.Down at the beach I`m a lucky man.I`m the only one who gets a tan.If I have one more pie a la modeI`m gonna need my own zip code.When you`re only having seconds,I`m having twenty-thirds.When I go to get my shoes shined,I gotta take their word.Because I`m fat, I`m fat--come on.(Fat fat--really really fat)You know I`m fat, I`m fat--you know it.(Fat fat--really really fat)You know I`m fat, I`m fat--you know it you know.(Fat fat--really really fat)And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds.Lemme tell you once again who`s fat.If you see me comin` your way,Better give me plenty space.If I tell you that I`m hungry,Then won`t you feed my face.Because I`m fat, I`m fat--come on.(Fat fat--really really fat)You know I`m fat, I`m fat--you know it.(Fat fat--really really fat)You know I`m fat, I`m fat--you know it you know.(Fat fat--really really fat)Woo woo woo. When I sit around the house,I really sit around the house.You know I`m fat, I`m fat--come on.(Fat fat--really really fat)You know I`m fat, I`m fat--you know it, you know it.(Fat fat--really really fat)You know you know you know--come on.(Fat fat--really really fat)And you know all by myself I`m a crowd.Lemme tell you once again.You know I`m huge, I`m fat, you know it.(Fat fat--really really fat)You know I`m fat--you know, hoo.(Fat fat--really really fat)You know I`m fat, I`m fat--you know it, you know.(Fat fat--really really fat)And the whole world knoes I`m fat and I`m proud.Just tell me once again--who`s fat?