Текст песни Weird Al Yankovic - I Can`t Watch This
Weird Al Yankovic - I Can`t Watch This слова песни
I can`t watch this. I can`t watch thisI can`t watch this. I can`t watch thisMy my my my TV makes me so boredMakes me say oh my LordWhat is this garbage here?Wanna cover my eyes and plug my earsIt sucks, and that`s no lieIt`s about as much fun as watching paint dryLowers my IQ one notchAnd that`s the reason why, uh, I can`t watchI told you homeboy...I can`t watch thisYeah, nothin` but trash and you knowI can`t watch thisPoke out my eyes, man...I can`t watch thisYo, gimme that remote control...I can`t watch thisTalkin` bout sick showsThere`s America`s Funniest Home VideosI can`t believe my eyesWhen I see the kind of stuff that wins first prizeSomebody`s poor old momFalls down off the roof, lands right on the lawnFace first on a rakeI hear they got it on the seventeenth takeThat`s funny as a kick in the crotchAnd that kinda show, uh, I can`t watchYo, I told you...I can`t watch thisChange the channel now, man...I can`t watch thisYo, pass the TV Guide over here, sucker...I can`t watch thisCosby show and RoseanneThink I`ve taken `bout as much as I canJudge Wopner, oh myYou gotta be Rainman to like this guyThirtysomething`s all rightIf you like hearing yuppies whining all nightCan`t stand Twin PeaksWish they`d lynch those donut-eatin` freaksThose Siskel and Ebert bumsOughtta go home and just sit on their thumbsThat`s word because you now...I can`t watch thisI can`t watch thisBreak it down!Here`s how to order-money back guarantee-Removes tough stains fast-it tastes more like fresh peanuts-They keep going and going-don`t hate me because I`m beautiful-Could be dandruff-our prices are insaaaane!!!Stop! Prime time!I`m pretty sure I`ll be sickIf I have to watch another stupid pet trickOr that guy with the real flat hairThat goes "woof woof woof" and wavesHis fist in the airOr those weird talk showsAbout transsexual Nazi EskimosThey`re rude, and crude and vileJust for a minute let`s flip down the dialFlip, flip, flip; yecch, I can`t watch thisLook, man, I can`t watch thisI can`t take this torture no more, I can`tI can`t watch thisPay the bills, station breakBreak it down!Operators are standing by-cubic zirconium necklace-You`re soaking in it-and our fabulous swimsuit issue-When you`ve got a headache this big-read the book-this is your brain on drugs-I`ve fallen and I can`t get up!!!Stop! Cable time!HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTVI might like them more after my lobotomyNow why did I ever pay for this junk?I hooked up eighty channels, and each one stunkJust brainless blood and guts, and mindless T & AIt`s awful, it`s putrid, it`s crummy, it`s stupid, gonnaThrow my set awayI can`t watch this, I can`t watch thisI can`t watch this, yeah, I can`t watch thisI told you, can`t watch thisToo hip, can`t watch thisGet me outta here, can`t watch this