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Weird Al Yankovic

Its All About The Pentiums

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Original: Its all about the Benjamins (Puff Daddy)It`s all about the Pentiums, babyUhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeahIt`s all about the Pentiums, babyIt`s all about the Pentiums, babyIt`s all about the Pentiums!It`s all about the Pentiums!(Yeah!!)What y`all wanna do?Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? SlackersWastin` time with all the chatroom yakkers?9 to 5, chillin` at Hewlett Packard?Workin` at a desk with a dumb little placard?Yeah, payin` the bills with my mad programming skillsDefraggin` my hard drive for thrillsI got me a hundred gigabytes of RAMI never feed trolls and I don`t read spamInstalled a T1 line in my houseAlways at my PC, double-clickin` on my mizouseUpgrade my system at least twice a dayI`m strictly plug-and-play, I ain`t afraid of Y2KI`m down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for shortI phone him up at home and I make him do my tech supportIt`s all about the Pentiums, what?You gotta be the dumbest newbie I`ve ever seenYou`ve got white-out all over your screenYou think your Commodore 64 is really neatoWhat kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?You`re using a 286? Don`t make me laughYour Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy disketteYou`re the biggest joke on the internetYour database is a disasterYou`re waxin` your modem tryin` to make it go fasterHey fella, I bet you`re still livin` in your parents` cellarDownloadin` pictures of Sarah Michelle GellarAnd postin "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-erI should do the world a favor and cap you like Old YellerYou`re just about as useless as jpegs to Helen KellerIt`s all about the Pentiums!It`s all about the Pentiums!It`s all about the Pentiums!It`s all about the Pentiums!Now, what y`all wanna do?Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? SlackersWastin` time with all the chatroom yakkers?9 to 5, chillin at Hewlett Packard?Uh, uh, loggin` in nowWanna run wit my crew, hah?Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?They call me the king of the spreadsheetsGot em all printed out on my bedsheetsMy new computer`s got the clocks, it rocksBut it was obsolete before I opened the boxYou say you`ve had your desktop for over a week?Throw that junk away, man, it`s an antique!Your laptop is a month old? Well, that`s greatIf you could use a nice, heavy paperweightMy digital media is write-protectedEvery file inspected, no viruses detectedI beta tested every operating systemGave props to some, and others? I dissed `emWhile your computer`s crashin`, mine`s multitaskin`It does all my work without me even askin`Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wideI believe that yours says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the sideIn a 32-bit world, you`re a 2-bit userYou`ve got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loserYour mother board melts when you try to send a faxWhere`d you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?Play me online? Well, you know that I`ll beat youIf I ever meet you I`ll control-alt-delete youWhat?It`s all about the Pentiums!It`s all about the Pentiums!It`s all about the Pentiums!It`s all about the Pentiums!What y`all wanna do?Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? SlackersWastin` time with all the chatroom yakkers?9 to 5, chillin` at Hewlett Packard?What??

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