Текст песни Weird Al Yankovic - Mr. Popeil
Weird Al Yankovic - Mr. Popeil слова песни
I need a Vegematic!I need a Pocket Fisherman!I need a handy applianceThat`ll scramble an egg while it`s still inside its shell!(Operators are standing by.How does that make you feel?)Help me.Mr. Popeil!I wanna shine some pennies!I wanna mend some leather!I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder!(Please, no C.O.D.`s.Don`t miss out on this deal.)Ah, help me.Mr. Popeil!Help me.Mr. Popeil!Mr. Popeil!Mr. Popeil!(Wo-o, wo-o. Ohhhhhh.)It slices. It dices.Look at that tomato!You could even cut a tin can with it,But you wouldn`t want to!Mr. Popeil, I`m in trouble.Need your assistance on the double.Oh no! Now how am I gonna makeMy old vinyl car top look like new?Mr. Popeil!Tell me, what am I s`posed to do?Mr. Popeil!Mr. Popeil!(Now how much would you pay?)But wait, there`s more!It`s not sold in any store!(Now how much would you pay?)Don`t answer yet,Just look what else you get!(Now how much would you pay?)If you order today,You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless Ashtray!(Now how much would you pay?)Now how much would you pay?Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil.Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil.Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil.Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil.Make me buy a Garden Weasel!Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer!Make me take advantageOf this amazing TV offer!(Call our toll-free number,We`ll make you such a deal.)Aw, help me!Mr. Popeil. I want it!(Mr. Popeil.) Well, I need it!(Mr. Popeil.) I got to got to got to have it!Mr. Popeil!Mr. Popeil!Hey!