Текст песни Weird Al Yankovic - School CafeteriaVersion 1
Weird Al Yankovic - School CafeteriaVersion 1 слова песни
Is it on? okay1, 2, 1, 2, 5, 6Let me tell you bout the school cafeteriaIts got all the others beatIt sells over four million burgers a yearJust think, thats almost two pounds of meatMy ice cream sandwich is lukewarmBut my burrito is much too coldA school cafeteria is the only placeThat sells artificially colored moldYou know a school cafeteria believes in mass productionThey buy those lousy soy beans by the kegI dont like to complain, but in a school cafeteriaYou can get a taco and get bubonic plagueToday in the school cafeteriaThey introduced a brand new maltIts called boysenberry dysenteryPlease pass the saltThe tunafish sandwichesll make you illThe enchiladas are enough to killBefore you eat, youd better make out your willIn the school cafeteria todaySay, boys and girls, tired of being skinnyEat a school lunch todayAll starch and cholesterolAbsolutely no proteinRemember, fourteen million teenagers cant be wrongFeel your arteries growing hardAs you eat another healthy spoonful of lardIts no wonder that the food is so grossThe health department is afraid to come closeSo everybody better hold your noseIn the school cafeteria todaySo listen very closely, all you girls and guysHeres a little message to the wiseYoud better not try the chili surpriseIn the school cafeteria today, oh yeahIn the school cafeteria today