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The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory)

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Down in the workshop all the elves were makin` toysFor the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boysWhen the boss busted in, nearly scared `em half to deathHad a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breathFrom his beard to his boots he was covered with ammoLike a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide RamboAnd he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,"Merry Christmas to all - now you`re all gonna die!"The night Santa went crazyThe night St. Nick went insaneRealized he`d been gettin` a raw dealSomething finally must have snapped in his brainWell, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb itEverywhere you`ll find pieces of Cupid and CometAnd he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostageAnd he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausageHe got Dancer and Prancer with an old German LugerAnd he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy KruegerAnd he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed BlitzenAnd he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"The night Santa went crazyThe night Kris Kringle went nutsNow you can`t hardly walk around the North PoleWithout steppin` in reindeer gutsThere`s the National Guard and the F.B.I.There`s a van from the Eyewitness NewsAnd helicopters circlin` `round in the skyAnd the bullets are flyin`, the body count`s risin`And everyone`s dyin` to know, oh Santa, why?My my my my my myYou used to be such a jolly guyYes Virginia, Now Santa is dead Some guyFrom the swat team blew a hole through his headYes little friend now, thats his brains on the floor,I guess they wont have the fat guy kicking around anymoreBut now there`s no more presents for children`s enjoymentAnd the Elves have to wait in the line and file for unemploymentAnd they say Mrs. Clause, she`s on the phone every nightWith her lawyer negotiating the movie rightsThey`re talkin` bout - the night Santa went crazyThe night St. Nicholas flippedBroke his back for some milk and cookiesSounds to me like he was sick of gettin` gyppedWo, the night Santa went crazyThe night St. Nick went insaneRealized he`s gettin` a raw dealSomething finally must have snapped in his brainWo, something finally must have snapped in his brainTell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain[Thanks to chicken@hotmail.com for these lyrics]

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