Текст песни Weird Al Yankovic - The Rye And The Kaiser
Weird Al Yankovic - The Rye And The Kaiser слова песни
Fat and weak, what a disgrace.Guess the champ got too lazy.Ain`t gonna fly now, he`s just takin` up space.Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.But he`s no bum, he works down the streetHe bought the neighborhood deli.Back on his feet, now he`s choppin` up meat.Come inside, maybe you`ll hear him say,Try the rye or the kaiser,They`re on special tonight.If you want, you can have an appetizer You might like our silami and the liver`s alright And they really go well with the rye or the kaiserNever eats while on the job, He heard it`s good to stay hungryBut he makes a pretty mean shishkabobHave a taste, they were made fresh todayTry the rye or the kaiserOr the wheat or the whiteMaybe I can suggest an appetizerStay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonightBut you just can`t go wrong with the rye or the kaiser So today, his deli comes firstSteady dreams of his past days of gloryGoes in the back and beats on the liverwurstAll the while you can still hear him say,It`s the rye or the kaiserIt`s the thrill of one biteLet me please be your catering advisor.If you want substitutions,I won`t put up a fight.You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser.The rye or the kaiser….. (repeat)