Текст песни Weird Al Yankovic - Traffic Jam
Weird Al Yankovic - Traffic Jam слова песни
Carbon monoxide
Making me choke
No A.C.
And the radio`s broke
Cars backed up
Far as you can see
Seems like I`ve been waiting here for all eternity
Oh, and just in case you`re wondering
I`ll tell you where I am
I`m right here (right here) right here (right here)
Stuck right here in the middle of this...
Traffic jam
I haven`t moved one inch from this here spot
Traffic jam
The freeway`s one big parking lot
Traffic jam
My radiator`s boiling hot
And I`m stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)
Right here in the middle of a traffic jam
Trapped inside
My automobile
Cobweb`s gowin`
On the steerin` wheel
Now, I`m no genius
But one thing I know
I shouldn`t have had that bag of bran muffins
An hour and a half ago
Yeah, and if you need to find me
I`ll tell you where I am
I`m right here (right here) right here (right here)
Stuck smack dab in the middle of this...
Traffic jam
I haven`t moved one inch from this here spot
Traffic jam
The freeway`s one big parking lot
Traffic jam
Well, I thought we were movin` but I guess we`re not
`Cause I`m stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)
Right here in the middle of a traffic jam
Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam
yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to
Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to
Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper...
Yay-hey!
There`s a yuppie on a cellular phone
I`m gonna puke if I here any more
There`s a motorcycle zoomin` by me
Watch what happens when I open my door
Now we`re all goin` nowhere fast
Well, I guess that`s perfectly clear
I left home five hours ago
And I can still see my house from here
So if anybody`s tryin` to find me
Well, I`ll tell you where I am
Right here (right here) right here (right here)
Stuck right here in the middle of this...
Traffic jam
I haven`t moved one inch from this here spot
Traffic jam
The freeway`s one big parking lot
Traffic jam
Now my back teeth are floatin` and my nerves are shot
And I`m stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)
Stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam
Traffic Jam... traffic jam... traffic jam... woo!