Текст песни Weird Al Yankovic - Traffic Jam
Weird Al Yankovic - Traffic Jam слова песни
Carbon MonoxideMaking me chokeNo A.C.And the radio`s brokeCars backed upFar as you can seeSeems like I`ve been waiting here for all eternityOh, and just in case you`re wonderingI`ll tell you where I amI`m right here (right here) right here (right here)Stuck right here in the middle of this...Traffic JamI haven`t moved one inch from this here spotTraffic JamThe freeway`s one big parking lotTraffic JamMy radiator`s boiling hotAnd I`m stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)Right here in the middle of a traffic jamTrapped insideMy automobileCobwebs growin` On the steering wheelNow, I`m no geniusBut one thing I knowI shouldn`t have eaten that bagOf bran muffinsAn hour and a half agoYeah, and if you need to find meI`ll tell you where I amI`m right here (right here) right here (right here)Stuck smack dab in the middle of this...Traffic JamI have`nt moved one inch from his here spotTraffic JamThe freeway`s one big parking lotTraffic JamWell I thought we were movin` but I guess we`re not`Cause I`m stuck right here in the middle (right here in themiddle)Right here in the middle of the Traffic JamStuck in the middle of a traffic jamYeah Yeah Yeah YeahBumper to bumper to bumper to bumper toBumper to bumper to bumper to bumper toBumper to bumper to bumper to bumper...Yay-hey!There`s a yuppie on a cellular phoneI`m gonna puke if I hear any moreThere`s a motorcycle zoomin` by meWatch what happens when I open my doorNow we`re all goin` nowhere fastWell, I guess that`s perfectly clearI left home five hours agoAnd I can still see my house from hereSo if anybody`s tryin` to find meWell, I`ll tel you where I amRight here (right here) right here (right here)Stuck right here in the middle of this...Traffic JamI haven`t moved one inch from this here spotTraffic JamThe freeway`s one big parking lotTraffic JamNow my back teeth are floatin` and my nerves are shotAnd I`m stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)Stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jamTraffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam---woo!