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Текст песни Weird Al Yankovic - Weenie In A Bottle

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It feels like I`ve been alone too long With no girls around, My mind was wondering, Thinking of some way, to release itI looked in the kitchen, Saw some crisco oil and thats when my blood started to boil Oooohhh yeahOw, ow, ow! (Uh-oh) Ow, ow, ow! (oh god, what did I just do?!)No-one wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true I wanted to hump something, I didn`t know what to do It seemed like a good idea, and no-one else was around I stuck my weenie in a bottle, and now I can`t get it out(stuck my weenie in a bottle today, gonna shove it up all the way, I stuck my weenie in a bottle, oh no, i can`t, just can`t, someone help me out)Its turning purple, all the feeling`s gone Now where did I put that friggin` phone? Dialling 911Please pick up, I`m in alot of pain This was supposed to feel good, now I`m suffering Oh please answerDenver 911, what is your emergency? Ow, ow, ow! Hello? Ow, ow, ow! Sir, what seems to be the problem?No-one wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true I wanted to hump something, I didn`t know what to do It seemed like a good idea, and no-one else was around I stuck my weenie in a bottle, and now I can`t get it outYou stuck your weenie in a bottle, oh myYou must be a really lonely guy,You stuck your weenie in a bottle, thats a firstDon`t worry sir, we`re sending somebody outHey Pam, this guy`s got his weenie stuck in a bottle!No way!He does!What a friggin` loser!Wait, sir, we`re sending somebody outAHAHAHAHAHAHA!(He`s in here, lets break the door down!Stand back! OH MY GOD! AHAHAHAHA!)No-one wanted to be with him, he had to make his dream come true, he wanted to hump something, I (HE) didn`t know what to do, it seemed like a good idea, and no-one else was around, he stuck his weenie in a bottle, now I (HE) can`t get it out!Ok, relax kid, we`re gonna get this thing off ya! Ok Harry get ready. PULL, PULL, PULL!Stuck my weenie in a bottle today, now now, now I can`t get it out

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