Текст песни AEHoF - God Cheats At Poker
AEHoF - God Cheats At Poker слова песни
Every Thursday, me and the guysGet together at Joe`s, though he always cries"Get out my house",We just laugh and go inAnd when he tries to stop us,We kick him in the shin.There`s another purpose, however,To these Thursday nightsApart from the booze, chilling and the fights.For you see, Thursday is Poker Night.And we all play, except Tim, who`s tight.And the point of my story happened just last week.When the conversation turned to the Bible, and laughing at the meek.And God burst in, setting the door aflame.He smiled and said, "Can I join in your game?God cheats at poker!Lying, cheating father of us all!God cheats at poker!No wonder his first game,Led to the fallWe thought he had a flush,We thought he had a straightHe led us to believe,He was our greatest mateBut he had an extra ace!He squirted us with Mace!To distract us...And then he looked at our handsAnd saw what we had...He played us all for foolsHe used as our toolsSo listen to me now!Please kill the cow!Get Jesus out of those dunes!And spit out all your prunes!Because....GOD CHEATS AT POKER!!!