Текст песни beer softened stool - retards make good friends | guitar pro tab и Mp3
beer softened stool - retards make good friends | guitar pro tab и Mp3 слова песни
----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------------This file is the author`s own work and represents their interpretation of thesong. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------Date: Sat, 14 Mar 1998 23:30:37 -0500From: "Brian j. dawson" Subject: TAB: Retards MAke Good Friends by Beer Softened Stooltranscribed by dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu "Retards Make Good Friends"By Beer Softened Stoolfrom the "The Brown Album"The song is pretty easy...3 cord punk...although any correction isappreciated.I saw these guys back up the Meatmen at Harpos in Detroit...this was their opening song. Brian the guitar play and Bob the bass player basically play the same notes.The opening riff (Riff 1)e-------------------------------------------B-------------------------------------------G----------------------------------------7--D--------2--------2--------2--------2----7--A--------2--------2--------2--------2----5--E--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0-------Repeat the riff 4 x[E]Hey mama tell you what I say[E]Said I`m lookin` for a friend today[E]lookin for a friend I can trust[E]he`s gotta ride in a short school bus{chorus}[D]Retards.....[D]Make [D]Good [E]Friends![D]Retards.....[D]Make [D]Good [E]Friends![D]Retards.....[D]Make [D]Good [E]Friends![E]My friend Marc wears a hockey helmet[E]He shits his pants but he can`t help it[E]Out in public he beats his dick[E]I use retards to pick up chicks{chorus}{bridge}(lots of groaning and drooling)[A][B][C][D][A][B][C][D][E]solo over verse{chorus} 2x