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Текст песни Bloodhound Gang - Legend In My Spare Time

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Ashes to ashes and funks to funky
Daddy Long Legs is a mean ass honky
And Jimmy Pop ain`t no heiny hobbit gaybe
Ain`t no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy
Cause I`m a Loch Ness a Loch Ness a Loch Ness monster
Jerry`s Kids are knockin` at my door, "Could you be a sponsor?"
Tiny Bubbles in my tub pull my finger Lawrence Welk
If you wanna look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk
When I`m feeling Oriental I gotta rub my chin
I`m gonna hold my water in like I`m Gunga Din
So have a taste of my bass cause the girlies got smiles
You get on my case like the Rockford Files
Crazy Eddie in the slammer cause he`s giving it all away
John Boy in the barn with a horse in the hay
No rhyme no reason no job no class
And we don`t go near the ghetto cause they`d shoot our ass

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I`m a legend in my spare time

If you ain`t ever been to the suburbs
Don`t you ever come to the suburbs
Cause you wouldn`t understand the suburbs
Cause I`m a huskin` a huskin` a huskin` your corn
I`m as deep as a plot to a gay porn
So Uh-Oh Spaghettios I forgot to hide away the body
I know that she`s a hotty but damn that girl could party
So come to me momma it ain`t no crime
I`m a skilled love doctor growlin`, "What`s your sign?"
Did the Flamin` Waffle with Ho Chi Min
Your girl`s a dollar bill `cause we don`t know where she`s been
J.F.K.`s head`s a puzzle and your woman needs a muzzle
Barbara Eden in the bottle and now i`m gonna guzzle
You`re too what? Shy shy huh what?
Hush hush yea? I knew why
Cause we`re playing the Palladium can`t get on Star Search
Daddy Legs standing tall he can do the Funky Lurch
And Jimmy Jimmy Pop is short for Jimmy Jimmy Popular
You know I know you know your not the tough guy that I thought you were

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I`m a legend in my spare time

Cause I wopbobaloobop
Ha cha cha chatch
Come lick my balls
Vive la my crotch

Cause your daddy thinks I`m lazy your momma thinks I`m crazy
But neither of them know that you are carrying my baby
And I`m the Amos I`m the Andy I`m the sticky Aunt Jemammy
I gave you mouth to mouth like Resuscitation Annie
It takes two of us to do this like Dean Martin Jerry Lewis
And your throat is swollen gloryholen` ya blew us
George Burns` pacemaker beats steady slow and low
That`s why we got more hits then a dealer at a Dead show

Go go yeah yeah huh what?
I`m a legend in my spare time

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Legend In My Spare Time

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