Текст песни Canibus - 2000 B.C.
Canibus - 2000 B.C. слова песни
Yeah!!! That`s the beat right there.I`m about to black out with 100 bars on some professional shit.So don`t try this at home, yo.Yo, yo, yoMy style of rhymin is ancient like Aztecs and MayansBecause I recognize its all about timinMe and my freestyle alliance practicin African voodoo scienceIn front of 20 ft. bonfires lookin skywardCalculating May 5, 2000 the nine planets`ll be in alignmentThe arrival of the prophet in the cockpitOf a starship the size of the Hale-Bopp cometWith mercury ion rocketsAnd a big ass "Canibus comin soon" poster on the side of itI`m known geographically and intergalacticallyThat`s why I got extraterrestrials that wanna battle meThey even tried kidnappin meAnd they would`ve snatched meIf their craft didn`t get trapped in the Earth`s gravityEngines stalled and failed. Crashed into a farmer`s fieldAnd that`s really what caused RoswellUndercover operatives workin for COM 12Disguised as a nigga signed with a record dealLyrically I`m off scaleSo all hail or get tossed towards Hell, whatever y`all feelBriusin niggas, confusin niggas like Chip Fu from the Fu-SchnickensHit you with nuclear cruiser missilesHear the wild wolf growlStyles stockpiled for miles from the ground to the cloudsWack niggas wanna be down but its not allowedInterrupt the cipher unannounced and you`ll get punched in the mouthWith the southpaw southern fistI`ll bust your shit. Swell your lip and get the Bubba shrimpBack the tougher shit. What a wimpYou giant Goliath. Niggas get shot with a rubber slingI`m an experiment gone bad.My brainwaves on an encephalograph show that I`m stark ravin madYour whole scientific staff`ll get killed in a nuclear blastWhen I throw the formula stashed in my handFlammable liquids in the lab explodeAnd you get stabbed with all the flyin glassTrained to blow up commercial aircraftsTrained in chemical weapons classJust to see how long a nigga`s breath`ll lastI put him in a leather maskSpray his ass with a can of pepper gasThen watch him grab his neck and gagWatch the nigga choke to death as I laugh"You wanna battle?" is the type of question you should never askNigga, pick a tougher task. See who the fuck`ll lastWhoever lose`ll get a solderin iron up the assYou need to recognizeMy hand is quicker than the eyeQuicker than the 5 speed Jamiroquai drivesA lifespan longer than 9 lives. Infinite rhymes that can`t dieA nigga with a divine mindI dedicate this to the wise. Dedicate it to damesDividin myself into 100 ten timesYou can`t deny the offerin`s an offerFlows that glow with aurora`s the spark of lightWater fly like a saucerWith the torque of a PorscheMurder a million MCs then autograph all of their coffinsBeen gettin it on since I been born and I`m a live longAnd I`m a be gettin it on till I`m goneLook at all the stages I been on. All the songs that I spit onI took an oath to rip everything I get onA nigga like me should have Carpal Tunnel syndromesIn the wristbones from grippin microphones this longI`m just a small fish in a big pondAnd gets pissed off whenever I gets picked onNigga try to flip and get flipped onMy army march a million strongLike the nation of Islam with suede timbs onExtremely hostileFully armed troops dressed in frog suits and night vision gogglesA lyrical lynch mobShittin on niggas drawn to a hideous form with horns and a mink onDuckin down low like Vietnam fightin the VietcongScreamin "incomin" when I see a bombSpeak to your leader. Surrender your armsYou need about a million more soldiers to even the oddsPlus 800,000 to even consider a warAnd 200,000 more to even look hardYou better drop your flag and withdrawMy cavalry charge accompanied by a blizzard of wicked metaphorsAnd smash y`all. Attach y`all to the back of my horseAnd drag y`all across the motherfuckin asphalt9 out of 10 niggas is fraudsYou know who you are always talkin about your bitches and your carsYour jewelry and your girls. It`s like we from two different worldsYou motherfuckers really get on my nervesCause I`m beyond them, on some futuristic cyborg shitI close my eyes when I freestyle so I could read what picture crossed inThen raise my arms like a sorcerer and cast a fireball into the audienceTo barbecue your brain organs