Текст песни Canibus - Last Laugh, слова песни Canibus

Текст песни Canibus - Last Laugh

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* Canibus site - http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/259/canibus.html[Verse One]Ha ha ha ha haCheck out the bizarre style that I display godHa ha ha ha haKinda like when the biz wentEh eh eh eh ehBut this is the Canibus with theHa ha ha ha haNowHa ha ha ha haAin`t just the name of the songHa ha ha ha haIt`s probably my favorite responseWhen I`m walking on the street or I`m out at the mallAnd people be talking that blah blah blahHa ha ha ha haBut anyway, a regular day is just like thisCanibus writes a rhyme then Canibus spits, LikeHa ha ha ha haI eat eat eat rhymes, Niggas don`t be understanding that shitWhy you think I went and put a fucking mic on my arm`Cause it belongs to me and I belong next to Ghengis KhanIn a coffin carbon-dryed with my body in bronzeLike Han Solo when he got frozen in Star WarsHa ha ha ha haI`m great but I`m not the greatestHa ha ha ha haI believe I`m god but I`m not aethiestHa ha ha ha haI`m crazy but I`m not the craziestI`m just a normal heterosexual homosapienHa ha ha ha haThe industry tried to cave me and I was an arch angelBut they changed me into DamienHa ha ha ha haThe evil spirit of rap, the evil rapperHa ha ha ha haRip the jackerMaster of the ceremony, most people know me as suchMy disciples know me as master `BusI can Ha ha ha ha haChange their life with a touch, cause I`mHa ha ha ha haLyrically gifted as fuckCan-I-Bus, could bust it down pound for poundMy style`ll make a thousand mc`s bowHa ha ha ha haYou can yah yah yah cha cha cha cha cha all you wantY`all niggas know the Canibus is the oneHa ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha haThe rhyme creatorAt the drop of a dime I spit 100 b-a-rsI`m a S-T-A-R since the day I was bornAnd I`ll be a star til the day that I`m goneHa ha ha ha haYou can agree with uh-huh or disagree with uh-uhWhatever, niggas can`t frontHa ha ha ha haIf they respond too late to the 911 callThey find you on the floor with a razor blade in your palmDeep cuts an inch wide and 5 inches longParamedics feel for a pulse to see if you goneYou was pronounced D.O.A before you got to E.R.The doctor swore that suicide was the probably causeProbably because, you weak insecure motherfuckers feel lost when you hear me roarHa ha ha ha haLike-uh the predator starring schwartzeneggerBefore he triggered the bomb he wentHa ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha haThe evil spirit of rap, the evil rapperHa ha ha ha haRip the jacker[Verse Two]Its legibly unimaginable, mathematically incalculableinextricably infalibleLet`s not forget utterly impossible orMorally unsermountable to assume that I could lose if I battled youMy scholastic aptitude is 1602100 bars was just a glimpse of the truthPhysical proof that I`m the best at thisI`ve contructed sentences That`ll stand longer then stone henges megalithsMy 1st and 2nd albums consists of more then a million terabitsMore then any of you rappers ever spitVote for me as president, In about a day or soI be up in the white house getting feletioBy an administrative assistant with deep throatButt naked on the floor knee deep in some cokeOr on a speaker phone freestyling with some of my folksHumping a ho tampering with the republican voteI`m like Mel Gibson in Braveheart, fighting swordsmanDodging arrows from the arches `cause I`m a horesmanFlying circles around you like flying saucersFlying circles around the royal air force`s flying fortressMaximize my wins, minimize my losesTil I`m exhausted then lounge like the lyricists on RawkusI`m unsigned right now, it`s like I`m an orphanLooking for a home taking all calls and offersNotify the prince and the duke of earlI`m probably the illest english speaking mc in the worldGhetto fabulous, verbally hazardousAsk any baptist, roman catholic or satanic activistEven them trippy hippies on college campuses know about CanibusI`ve got rhymes like beads on an abacusMy styles totally out the bracketScientist in thick glasses and pocket protectors want to patent itMy talent is unmatched by any rapper in this rapping bizBy any rapper on this planet`s gridShow me where he is, I sign the ordenanceTo bomb his coordinants with Agent Orange and torture himBurn the skin off of him, throw a towel on him and stomp on himRip the towel off then pour salt on himContinue my verbal assault on him til its 12 in the morningAnd turn into the werewolf monster on himRip his heart out, eat it while its still pumpingThe blood still running, it tastes like boiled dumplingsStarving artist, I turned down scholarships to Oxford College`Cause I heard they didn`t serve porridgeSmartest then any man in Scotland yard isUsed to work for MI6 but quit `cause I couldn`t take ordersI was the original James Bond before Sean Conn`, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton and Pierce BrosmanThe most awesome walking, talking, breathingEnglish speaking mc in the European regionRip you to pieces like communism leafletsBeef with `Bis is like playing chess without the piecesModern Christians without Jesus, Rasta`s without ReeferJamaican`s in Princeton without Visa`sRadio`s without speakers, Mother nature without the 4 seasonsWithout a jacket outside when its freezingI`ma tell you straight up, no lieCanibus is the illest motherfucker aliveHa ha ha ha haThe evil spirit of rap, the evil rapperRip the jacker

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Last Laugh

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