Текст песни Chaplin Charlie - I`m An Animal Trainer
Chaplin Charlie - I`m An Animal Trainer слова песни
I`m an animal trainer,A circus entertainer.I`ve train animals by the score:Lions, tigers, and wild boar.I`ve made and lost a fortune in my wild career.Some say the cause was women, and some say it was beer!And then I went through bankruptcy and lost my whole menagerieBut I did not despair -- I got a bright idea.While searching through my underwear a thought occurred to me:I`m tired of training elephants, so why not train a flea?Why should I hunt for animals and through the jungle roamWhen there`s local talent to be found right here at home?I found one but I won`t say whereAnd educated him with careAnd taught him all the facts of lifeAnd then he found himself a wife.I give them board and lodgin`s freeAnd every night they dine off me.They don`t eat caviar or cakeBut they enjoy a good rump steakOff my anatomy,Off my anatomy.It is an odd sensationWhen after meals they take a stroll around the old plantation!Now, I`m as happy as can be.I`ve bought them lots of tricks, you see.And now they`re both supporting me,They`re both supporting me!Walk up! Walk up! I`m the greatest show on earth!Walk up! Walk up! And get your money`s worth!See Phyllis and Henry, those educated fleasCavorting and sporting on the flying trapeze!So any time you itch, don`t scratch or make a fuss!You never can tell, you might destroy some budding gen-i-us![alternate line:]You never can tell, you might expel some budding gen-i-us!