Текст песни Chris Rock f Lil` Kim * - Monica Interview
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* All snippets of Monica`s +responses+ are Lil` Kim record samples[Chris Rock]Thanks for the interview MonicaNow Monica, everyone seems to think they know ALL there is to knowabout Monica Lewinsky -- but Monica, could you tell us one thingthat people would be surprised to know about you?"I used to be scared of the dick; now I throw lips to the shit Handle it, like a real bitch.."[Chris Rock]Very interesting! Now Monica, there seems to be a lot of demandson your time. Could you tell us what a quiet evening withMonica Lewinsky would be like?"Got buffoons eatin my pussy while I watch cartoons.."[Chris Rock]Hmm, sounds like fun!Now Monica, who were your role models?"Zsa Zsa Gabor, Demi Moore, Prince Diane and all them rich bitches.."[Chris Rock]Now in the transcript, you refer to the President as ButtheadDid the President have any nicknames for you?"Poon-poon nanny-nanny, punanni danni.."[Chris Rock]Ahh, cute!Now Monica, you and the President had a lot of phone sex.What was the one thing that you would say to the Presidentthat would make him acheive orgasm?"Before you nut, I`ma dribble down your buttcheek Make you wiggle, then giggle just a little.."[Chris Rock]Now Vernon Jordan helped you get a jobWhat`s the first thing you said when you met Vernon Jordan?"It`s on nigga what? Pussy greased up Stack the G`s up, keeps the knees up.."[Chris Rock]So are you saying you had an affair with Vernon Jordan too?"I made my intro, gettin fucked in the Pinto.."[Chris Rock]Monica you appear to be having sex with everybodyHow do the interns treat you?"They be suckin blackberry molasses out my asses.."[Chris Rock]Now now that we`re on it, how come you never had sex with Al Gore?"I got no patience for little dick tastin.."[Chris Rock]What about Ken Starr?"He be lookin fruity, but you still can eat the booty.."[Chris Rock]Now Monica, do you have any regrets about your relationshipwith the President?"Somethin I wanted, but I never was pushy The motherfucker never ate my pussy.."[Chris Rock]Hey, here`s the President right now, Bill Clinton!Now Mr. President, before we go,is there anything you`d like to say to Monica Lewinsky? * Eazy-E sample *"Bitch shut the fuck up! Get the fuck out of here!"