Текст песни Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don`t Stop Eatin` for Nuthin`
Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don`t Stop Eatin` for Nuthin` слова песни
Parody of Mama DOn`t Get Dressed Up For Nothing by Brooks & Dunn (Kix Brooks/Don Cook/Ronnie Dunn, Sony/ATV Tunes L.L.C. dba Cross Keys Publishing/Showbilly MusicNew lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (I stopped here due to the album details stopped here...but I knew Cledus would have been listed in there...so I just left him)She said a "hey plow boy done ate half a cowAnd I still can hear your big old belly growl"So I steamed up a fresh heap of broccoli for youYou`ve got calories to burn and some pounds to loseWell you can bring that broccoli with squirrel and dumplingsCause Cledus don`t stop eatin` for nuthin`She said "I`ve cooked non-stop in this house for weeksTime to get your big butt up on somewhere`s else to eat"So I`ve been down to Shoney`s four times todayI hit the Sizzler and the Quincy`s they were on the wayI `bout blowed out my colon from buffet jumpinCause Cledus don`t stop a-eatin` for nuthin`If you like love handles and big old bunsI`ve pounds of passion and tons of funI look like Flabio in my king-cab truckTo look like Brooks and Dunn I need a tummy tuckYUUUUUCKWe got to find a little place where I can eat some moreBefore I start rollin` on this hardwood floorHeck down to Hooters break out the wingsThen make a run down to the border I`m an eatin` machineFire up the stove and keep the fat clams cominCause Cledus don`t stop eatin for nuthin`If it`s all you can eat then you`ll see me runninCause Cledus don`t stop eatin for nuthin`Tell Richard Simmons he can kiss my (bump-kin ???)Cause Cledus don`t stop eatin for nuthin`Make my pies pumpkin And my donuts DunkinCause Cledus don`t stop…