Текст песни Cledus T. Judd - Goodbye Squirrel
Cledus T. Judd - Goodbye Squirrel слова песни
Parody of "Goodbye Earl" by Dixie Chicks (Dennis Linde) EMI Blackwood Music, Inc. on behalf of itself and Rising Gorge music (BMI)New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC))/Of Music Inc. (SESAC)(Be vewy vewy qwiet…we are huntin` somethin`)Me and Harold Muffert were outdoors menSet in our backwoods waysBoth members of the huntin` clubBoth active in the NRA(National Redneck Association)We scouted a location where we had no doubtWe`d kill the biggest buck in the world (About a 34-pointer)Harold waited in his tree stand But all he seen was a squirrelDang near two weeks since the season startedAnd neither one of us was amused(HA HA HA)We had on real tree camo, high-powered ammoBut no big game to shootThen we finally saw a deer as big as a horseHarold had him in his crosshairs (Shoot him!)But that squirrel jumped off of a branch above usAnd landed in Harold`s hair (Dang, get it out! Dang!)Harold fell off the stand, on his head he landedLike a wimp he laid there cryinTill I climbed on down, Picked him up off the groundAnd it didn`t take us long to decide, That squirrel had to dieGoodbye squirrelWith black-eyed peas, You`re gonna taste good to me SquirrelIt`s you or me, Come on out of that tree SquirrelHey guess what, You`ve eaten your last nut SquirrelMe and Harold went down to the surplus storeBought a keg of dynamiteTwo baseball bats and a case of M-80sWe were in for one heck of a fight (We`ll show you!)When you`re huntin` with dumb and dumberSomething`s surely bound to go wrong (Now be careful)And when Harold lit that real short fuseI knew it wouldn`t be longWhen the dynamite blew, Harold`s foot did tooAnd fingers began to fly(Fly)We were barely alive When the game warden arrivedAnd much to our surprise, That squirrel didn`t die (Gosh!)Goodbye squirrelJust one more shot, You`ll be in my crock pot SquirrelYou`ll make a lunch, You overgrown chipmunk SquirrelI`ll skin ya hide, And make a hat when it`s dry Squirrel(Deadgum Earl, Ronnie Milsap could shoot better than youGimme that, I said gimme that gunLook out!Look out, duck!I think I killed somethin`)