Текст песни Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere
Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere слова песни
Parody of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy (R. Brook), Kris Publishing Co./Elmo Publishing (SESAC)New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Bruce Burch, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Publishing (SESAC)CHORUSGrandpa got runned over by a John DeereWalking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve.Now you can say there`s no such thing as Santa,But after suing John Deere, I believe...He`d been a-guzzlin` old Jack DanielsAnd smokin` that wacky weed-He mixed it with his medicationAnd run off with some bleach-blonde named Bernice.When we found him Christmas mornin`We thought he had a heart attack.But he had tar prints on his forehead And incriminatin` hickies on his neck. (ON HIS WHAT???) CHORUSBut we`re all ashamed of Grandpa.He took Grandma`s death too well.Started watchin` porno moviesAnd engaging in phone sex with Cousin Belle.It`s a better Christmas without GrandpaLast year in church, he mooned the choir.At first, we thought it was Alzheimer`s,But looking back, we realized he was wired. CHORUSYeah, I filed myself a lawsuitAnd they awarded me two mil.You know Grandpa didn`t leave me nuthin`,But thanks to that old John Deere, he got killed.Funny, all my friends and neigh-brasTurned up on the grand jury,(laughs) I bribed `em like Johnny CochranDid when they set O.J. Simpson free. GUIL-TY!!! CHORUS (x2)