Текст песни Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon
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Bruce Burch/Freddie Weller/Cledus T. Judd, Foray/Caretaker Music (BMI)/Young World Music, Inc. (BMI)/Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC) Been together four years and have five kidsSo we did the right thing and finally got hitchedWe tracked down the preacher after altar callAnd proceeded to the VFW HallWhen he said Cledus T. do you take (Debra Liz ???)I stuttered I do knowin` I done didThe wedding cake was Moon Pie stacked three tiersAnd the punch bowl flowed with Falstaff BeerNow that`s about as swanky as this town getsFor they don`t throw rice heck they threw GRITSNo stretch limousine, just a full sized vanBut at least we was headed to the promised landOn our hillbilly honeymoonNo champagne caviar or Cordon Bleu…A can of Vienna Sausage and a Mountain DewAnd soda pop tooOn our hillbilly honeymoonSpent all our money on pay per viewDidn`t need Playboy to get in the moodJust a roller derby wrasslin and a Rambo IIAnd III and IV I was up in the roomOn our hillbilly honeymoonWell after a while things simmered downSo we got dressed up for a night on the townThere ain`t nothing too good for my sweetheartTook a romantic stroll through the Super Wal*MartWe got back wanting some fancy cuisineWe bought out the whole dern vending machineMMM MMM goodOn our hillbilly honeymoonNo dainty little plates of finger foodJust M&M`s Snickers and tomato juiceAnd Cheez Wiz tooOn our hillbilly honeymoonI spent half our savings on the hardware aisleShe spent the rest on the latest stylesA thong underwear that drove me wildBack in the roomI tried them on tooOn our hillbilly honeymoonWell it`s been three years got four more young`unsAin`t a lot of time for much kissin and a hugginNo No NoFor the last eight weeks I slept on the couchThink it`s about time we renewed our vows And took another hillbilly honeymoonNo (???) egg nog just barbecueWith a box of wine will be nice down tooWon`t need a corkscrewYeahOn our hillbilly honeymoonWe can raid little Tommy`s piggy bankScrape up a hundred dollars worth in changeJust enough for a night at the bowling lanesAnd some new perfumeCheap hotel roomOn our hillbilly honeymoon