Текст песни Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin`
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Bill Whyte/Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark. Steve Ivey Music (ASCAP)/Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)Every time a country awards show comes on my TVI`m forced to put up with some choreographyI really like She*Daisy and Sara Evans is mighty fineBut I prefer my country music without all that bump and grindSo Shania put some clothes onStop prancin` all aroundAnd Mark Miller I get dizzy watching you spin with Sawyer BrownEven Jo Dee Messina`s shaking her hips and all of her redBut if George Strait starts dancing somebody shoot me in the headWell you never saw Hank Jr. do the electric bugalooAnd I can`t see Merle Haggard moonwalking in his bootsNow Faith Hill is a diva and she can shake her bootyful thingBut I prefer my country singers to just hold real still and singSo Kenny Chesney keep your hat on Quit trying to get downYou don`t see Brad Paisley sugar footin like James Brown(Hey...I want to get in too)Even the Dixie Chicks got their groove on and Earl`s deadBut if George Strait starts dancing somebody shoot me in the headLast night I had a bad dream that country was going popI seen Alan Jackson break dancing while McGraw did the robotSo Trace Adkins put one glove on if you`re gonna dance like thatYou move like Michael Jackson but you wear a cowboy hat(Hee Hee)Now I don`t much agree with what Lee Ann Womack saidSo if George Strait Starts dancin somebody shoot me in the headIf George Strait Starts dancin somebody shoot me in the head