Текст песни Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine (Parody Any Man Of Mi
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(Chris Clark/Cledus T. Judd/Robert Lange/Shania Twain)If Shania was mine, wouldn`t be proud of me,Couldn`t hardly blame her `cos I`m so durned ugly.But on our first date, we could have a good time,If I got her on the moonshine.If Shania was mine, say it fit just right,Though the polyester suit was just a little too tight.And there`s no way I`d have a bad hair day,`Cos I`d buy a new toupee.Oh. I`d love to seduce her,But she married her producer.Now all I do is pray, pray, pray,She`ll get a gay boy some day.If Shania was mine, I`d prob`ly lose my mind,If she only squeezed me, teased me, pleased me one little time.And if she only knew, all the things I`d do.I`d be the lawn mowing, crop-growing,`Tato peeling, house cleaning kind.If Shania was mine.Well, If Shania was mine, she`d have to agree,Can`t no-one cook brocceel better than me.And a dozen mountain oysters and some old fatback,She`s says: "Mmmmm. I like it like that!"Now all I do is wonder,Whose bed her boots have been under.I wish it had`ve been mine, now, whine, whine,That girl`s so doggone fine.If Shania was mine, I think I`d go slap blind,Starin` at her yummy little tummy and her booty shakin` round behind.And if she only knew, all the things I`d do.I`d be the lawn mowing, crop-growing,`Tato peeling, house cleaning kind.If Shania.If Shania.If Shania.Now was that mud lime, or deep white, yokel?When she shimmies, and shakes, it`s more than I can take.Oh, what she does to me in them videos,.Wife`s gonna leave me if I don`t explain, what I see in Shania Twain.I`d love to see her in a magzine, centrefold if you know what I mean.Oh, me a`, oh, my a`, I was Shania would buy me a house in South Carolina.Two, four, six, eight, nine, I wish that Shania was mine.