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Cledus T. Judd

Merry Christmas From the Whole Fam Damil

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Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)Twas the fight before ChristmasWhen all through the houseNo furniture left standing, no TV or couchOur aquarium, heck they even knocked over my Chia PetMeMaw was flung `cross the room by her hairBy her sister Ethel who never fought fairLET`S GET READY TO TUMBLE!!!!!!!The children all wrestled and jumped off the bedsDropping elbows and knees on each other`s headsAnd MaMaw wth her frying pan and Pa with his batCleared half the room in ten seconds flatThe whole brawl began from an innocent matterWhen Aunt Flo thought Eugene said "She looks a whole lot fatter"She knocked him through the window he fell with a crashTore down the gutters and busted his LEG REALLY BADYou ought to have saw it It looked like he`d been in a motorcycle wreckNo KiddinYeah awful I couldn`t turn to look at itYou see both sides of our family have never gotten alongAnd every holiday something always go wrongYou ain`t supposed to fight but spread joy in this seasonBut when they get the nog they just look for a reasonIn no time at all everybody joined inAnd right there we squared off with our closest of kinIt`s a time for givin said Uncle BillAs he gave a black eye to his brother-in-law PhilI heard somebody say "It`s the thought that countsAnd right now I`m thinking about knocking your butt out"Presents and fists flew all over the roomAnd NaNa had some fancy moves with the broomShe took out three cousins and knocked down the treeAnd I ducked just in time she swung out at meIt`s my favorite time of yearDad always has too much beerGets on the roof and hunts reindeerMerry Christmas from the whole fam damilyTie the antlers on the dogSave some shine for Santa ClausFrom all the in-laws and outlawsMerry Christmas from the whole fam damilyI crawled to the phone Lord it seemed like a mileAnd called 9-1-1 which we keep on speed dialIn a matter of minutes out the window appearedFlashing blue lights and the Sherrif John DeereJust then six men burst through the doorSome yelling "HEY IT`S US" Some "GET ON THE FLOOR"A stray punch from Grandpa found the sherrif`s chinAnd just for good measure he clocked him againIt took all 6 cops to get Grandpa in cuffsYou know he gets feisty when he runs out of snuffWe all stopped our fighting and cheered Grandpa onHeck I thought he could take them I guess I was wrongAs they dragged him outside he yelled "I`VE BEEN FRAMED"He was kicking and screaming and calling them names"You (bleep) You (bleep) Let me go you (bleep) You donut eatin stupid (bleep) son of a (bleep)"We stood on the porch as did all our neighbrasWho always took interest in our family`s behavior"Mind your own business" we heard Grandma shoutAnd "We`ll take back the presents and then come bail you out"By now we`d forgotten what we were fighting forWe were battered and bruised but united once moreThen we all joined hands and sang "Violent Night"Violent NightAnd we heard Grandpa exclaim as they drove off out of sight:"Merry Christmas to all...MAN that was a good fight!!!!"Deck your neighbor deck the hallsTis the season for a brawlFrom all of us to all of y`allMerry Christmas from the whole fam damilyMerry Christmas from the whole fam damilyMerry Christmas from the whole fam damily

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