Текст песни Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver
Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver слова песни
Parody of "Me Neither" by Brad Paisley (Brad Paisley/Frank Rogers/Chris Dubois) EMI April Music, Inc, on behalf of itself of itself and Sea Gayle Music (ASCAP)New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark/Dennis Gardiner, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music Inc. (SESAC)/Darin Gardiner Publishing designeeI`ve been known to lay hereAnd watch TV all nightFlippin through the channelsBut can`t find the thing I likeWhat happened to my favorite showsWhere they went I`d like to knowBut right now what I need most in my life`sMore BeaverWally, Ward, and JuneThem there CleaversNothin` else`ll doSeinfeld`s awful funnyHome Improvement`s kind of coolBut what I`d really like to seeOn my TV`sMore BeaverNow Nick At Nite done brought them good ol` shows back from the pastMy Three Sons and Happy Days are here again at lastThem Technicolor, black and whitesI Dream Of Genie day and nightThe only thing that I like more than M*A*S*H isMore BeaverSee him and Wally fight"Why hello Mrs. Cleaver..."Eddie Haskell`s so politeI`ve seen every episodeA hundred times or more I know,One thing you can`t get too much of in life`sMore BeaverThat never hurt no one,I`ve been watchin`Ever since that I was young.Now each night when I go to bedI turn on the TV instead.My wife will tell you just how much I loveMore Beaver(spoken)Ladies and gentlemen Brad Paisley on lead guitarBet you can`t play the pianerThat`s why he`s nominated for entertainer of the yearTALENTI bet you $5 you can`t play a fiddleUh...would you take $3.50...us sorryGive me that guitar, I`ll show you how to play itYEAHThanks for showing me that lick there Fred...More beaverY`all thought that I was doneGonna keep on singingI`m having too much funThis here is just a silly songAnd I hope that y`all don`t take it wrongDo you think I`m ever gonna get me some???Me neither.