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Cledus T. Judd

(She`s Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatl

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Parody of Bigger Than the Beatles by Joe Diffie (J. Anderson/S Dukes), Chicksaw Roan Music (ASCAP)/Emdar Music (ASCAP)/Texas Wedge Music (ASCAP)/Timbuck One Music ASCAP). New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee. She cooks with lardLoves hot food barsA quart of sweet teaAnd fried pork skinsCan`t get enoughEat still she`s stuffedGoes to the bathroomAnd then she comes back againShe thinks she looks just like MadonnaWhen she runs her greasy fingers through her bleached blonde hairMost times she`ll place another orderAnd lordy have mercy on that little bitty chairShe`s got a butt bigger than the BeatlesEating me outta house and homeHer booty size well it outta be illegalShe has a had time sitting on the throneHamburgers, hotdogsCheese fries and coleslawA dozen bear clawsYum yum yumLoves sausage linksHates diet drinksTakes up both seats in a two-seater carHer doctor said lay off the breadBut he didn`t say nothing bout a Snickers barShe drinks sweet milk by the gallonAnd she`d never eat a salad or a Lean CuisineAnd she`ll laySpread out on the hammockAfter she`s done her damage at the Dairy QueenShe`s got a butt bigger than the BeatlesFolks make fun cause she`s overgrownHer rumps shaped like a Volkswagen BeetleShe gives new meaning to the words big bonedBagels and cream cheeseVaniller ice creamA tub of whip creamYum yum yumNo you won`t find her name on the weight loss of fameDown at Jenny Craig`sWhen she cleans em out at the Waffle HouseThey`ll bring in more ham and eggsEwwwwwwwwShe`s got a butt bigger than the BeatlesHer favorite food is chocolate Ding DongsIt`s wide enough to play line backer for the EaglesDion Sanders better leave her aloneTried chicken that steakOr a fat free milk shakeEnough for god`s sakeStop the insanityWeight Watchers yeahWeight Watchers yeahYeah I watched her weightI watched it go from 117 and a quarter when I married herTo 317 and a half two and a half years latterMooooooooBut I still love ya honey

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