Текст песни D-12 Eminem - My band
D-12 Eminem - My band слова песни
I don`t know dude...I think everyone`s all jealous and sh** cuz I`m like the lead singer of a band dude...And I think everyone`s got a f***in problem with me dude...And they need to take it up with me after the show...Because...These chicks don`t even know the name of my band...But they`re all on me like they wanna hold hands...Cuz once I blow they know that i`ll be the man...All because I`m the lead singer of my band...So I get off stage right and drop the micWalk up to the hot chicks and I`m all like`What`s up ladies, my name`s Slim Shady`I`m the lead singer in D12 babyThey`re all like `Oh my god it`s him``Becky oh my f***in` god it`s Eminem``I swear to f***in god dude you f***in rock``Please won`t you please let me suck your c***`And by now the rest of the fellas get jealousEspecially when I drop the beat and do my acapellasAll the chicks start yellin`, all the hot babesThrow their bras and their shirt and their panties on stageSo like every single night they pick a fight with meBut when we fight it`s kinda like sealin rivalryCuz they`re back on stage the next night with meDude I just think you`re tryna steal the light from meYesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on meCause I told him Jessica Alba`s my wife to beThis rock star sh**, it`s the life for meAnd all the other guys just despise me beThese chicks don`t even know the name of my band...But they`re all on me like they wanna hold hands...Cuz once I blow they know that i`ll be the man...All because I`m the lead singer of my band...My band...You just wanna see a nigga backwards don`t youHey dad how come we don`t rap on protoSmash these vocals and do a performanceBut we in the van and he in a tour busYou don`t want my autograph, yous a liarAnd no I`m Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)What the hell is wrong with that dressing roomCuz my sh** is lookin smaller than a decimalSee I know how to rap, see it`s simple butAll I did was read a Russell Simmons bookSo I`m more intect, tryna get on the mapDoin` jumpin jacks whilin` get whipped on my backLook at Em little punk ass thinkin` he the sh**Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flickHey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue(No I had an interview not you two)You gonna be late for soundcheckMan I ain`t goin` to soundcheckBut our mics are screwed up and his always sound bestYou know what man I`ma say somethinHey yo EmYou got somethin to say?!Man noI thought you bout to tell him off, what`s upMan I`ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut upAnd you ain`t even back me up when we s`posed to be crewWhen I was bout to talk right after youI swear, I swear manThese chicks don`t even know the name of my band...But they`re all on me like they wanna hold hands...Cuz once I blow they know that i`ll be the man...All because I`m the lead singer of my band...They say the lead singers rock, but the group does notOnce we sold out arenas to the amusement parkI`m gonna let the world know that proof is hotI should cut his mic off when the musics startsReady to snap on a dumbass fanEvery time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)We ain`t a band bi*** we don`t play instrumentsSo why he get 90 and we only get 10 percentAnd these guys they can find every area code(Proof carry my bag)bi*** carry your ownCan`t make it to the stage, security in my way(Who the f*** are you? Where`s Obie and Dre?!)***dammit I`m sick of this groupTime for me to go solo and make some loopI told you I made the beats and wrote all the rapsTill Kon Artis slipped me some crackLose Yourself video I was in the backSuperman video I was in the backf*** the media, I got some suggestionsf*** Marshall, ask us the questionsLike who`s D12, how we get started(What about Eminem?)bi*** are you retarded?Anyway I`m the popularest guy in the groupBig ass stomache, bi***es think I`m cute50 told me to do situps to get buffI did two and a half and then I couldn`t get upf*** D12, I`m outta this bandI`m gonna start a group with the real RoxanneGirl why cant you see your the only one for meand it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band...These chicks don`t even know the name of my band...(ha ha)But they`re all on me like they wanna hold hands...(f*** Marshall)Cuz once I blow they know that i`ll be the man...All because I`m the lead singer of my band...My Band...The hottest boy band in the world...D12!I`m the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl`s to take off their underpantsAnd the lead singer of my band, my salsaMakes all the pretty girl`s wanna danceMy salsa, look out for my next single, it`s called My Salsa...My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsaMakes all the pretty girls wanna danceAnd take off their underpantsMy salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna danceAnd take off their underpants, my salsa(Where`d everybody go?)