Текст песни Dana Lyons - Cows With Guns
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Copyright 1996 Lyons Brothers Music (BMI)All Rights ReservedFat and docile, big and dumbThey look so stupid, they aren`t much funCows aren`t funThey eat to grow, grow to dieDie to be et at the hamburger fryCows well doneNobody thunk it, nobody knewNo one imagined the great cow guruCows are oneHe hid in the forest, read books with great zealHe loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary vealCow Se TongueHe spoke about justice, but nobody stirredHe felt like an outcast, alone in the herdCow doldrumsHe mooed we must fight, escape or we`ll dieCows gathered around, cause the steaks were so highBad cow punBut then he was captured, stuffed into a crateLoaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fateCows are bummedHe was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozyNo one suspected he was packing an UziCows with gunsThey came with a needle to stick in his thighHe kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eyeCow well hungKnocked over a tractor and ran for the doorSix gallons of gas flowed out on the floorRun cows run!He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hayWe are free roving bovines, we run free todayWe will fight for bovine freedomAnd hold our large heads highWe will run free with the Buffalo, or dieCows with gunsThey crashed the gate in a great stampedeTipped over a milk truck, torched all the feedCows have funSixty police cars were piled in a heapCovered in cow pies, covered up deepMuch cow dungBlack smoke rising, darkening the dayTwelve burning McDonalds, have it your wayThe President said "enough is enoughThese uppity cattle, its time to get tough"Cow dung flungThe newspapers gloated, folks sighed with reliefTomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beefCows on bunsThe cows were surrounded, they waited and prayedThey mooed their last moos,they chewed their last hayCows outgunnedThe order was given to turn cows to whoppersEnforced by the might of ten thousand coppersBut on the horizon surrounding the shoppersCame the deafening roar of chickens in choppers