Текст песни Deirdre Flint - I`m Single
Deirdre Flint - I`m Single слова песни
Oh, ho, I`m single, and my life`s about me again.That woman long neglected, I`ll find out who I am.Oh, ho I`m single. I`m single and I`m loving it!I have taken up old hobbies, I have no time for a man.I`ll call up my old friends, the ones that I once knewSo we can bond again, just like we used to doYou`re married with two kids, oh gee,Well, that`s too bad for you.Because I`m single. I am woman I am goddessI`ve always loved fried green tomatoes,So it was always meant to be.I feel my rebirth. I`ll find a female soul mate.We`ll take off for the country, just like Thelma and LouiseI`ve called up every household in phonebooks A through ZTo find another goddess to share my destinyAnd now I`m quite convinced, the only single one is me.When I buy poultry, two thirds of it goes rottenI correspond with inmates and I don`t comb my hair.They`ve claimed my two legs as federally owned forestIt`s been months since I`ve shaved them,Cause there`s been no one here to careThey call me nasty names at every corner barI need to see a shrink, this thing has gone too farLast night I threw myself down stairs just for the C.P.R.Oh, ho, I`m single and I`m not hearing voices!!You say that cause you`re jealous of all the fun I`ve hadWait, I`m not single. I`ve got some special friends nowWe live in here together and I don`t feel so badI have a female soul mate, her name is EmilyDon`t tell me you don`t see her, she`s standing next to meAnd she doesn`t call me sick or weird or deranged mentallyJust cause I`m single.