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Текст песни Deirdre Flint - Past Life Regressed

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I went down to meet my girlfriends for lunch the oneswho like tomoan and complain about their lives just like me,But when I got there, they were smiling, they were happy, I thoughtWhat`s up with that?? What the hells up with that?They said we`ve just come from ourpast life therapist who took usback to our lives gone by and man they were fineAnd now we feel okay with our present causeWe had one hell of a pastAnd they said:Considering the state of your sad pathetic life,why you must have beenSome sort of cultural icon in an era gone by!Great. Thanks.Well, I got myself a session,I lay down on the couch and she said,Sleep! Sleep! Sleep! Sleep!And my mind it started reeling like some psychedelic drug thingAnd I found myself in a field (smelling very badly)I heard a grunt and everything went blackWell when I came to she said, "You`re not going to like thisBut your past life was spent as an indigent serfAnd while foraging a meal of roots and potatoes,You were attacked by a wild boar."I said, "Well that sounds a lot like my last blind date, are you sure you didn`t get the signals crossed?" She said, "I don`t thinkSo." I said, "Well, when I met this tragic, bloody death, was Iand indigent serf in a satisfying committed relationship?"She said, "No."As if my life weren`t bad enough, good lord I`m more depressedCause I was just some low life peasant,when I past life regressed.She said, "We`re going to try this again, usually the best possiblePast life comes to the forefront first but maybe there`s something wrong with the default mechanism, lets give it another shot.Well, she took me back further and it got more scaryI was an ice age chick who ate a deadly berryAnd I stumbled out of my cave to die alone in the snow.I said, "Well when I was this ice age chick,did I have a man to call mine?"She said, "Honey, when you died you were ten at the time."I said, "Well, they started pretty young back then. . .."She said, "No."As if my life weren`t bad enough well now I`m more depressedCause I was just some low life peasantWhen I past life regressedI had a friend turns out, she was Cleopatra!I had another friend . . .um . . . she was Cleopatra as well.I had a third friend. . . well, suffice to sayPMS around that palace must have been a living hellBut I wasn`t there. I wasn`t anywhere even near thatSocioeconomic strata.Well, we kept revisiting my soul as it cycled on downthe food chain, and at every point along the spiralI struck out miserably.Until finally, we reached my life as a plant.And i said, "Cross pollination! I`m getting LUCKY tonight!"She said, "You were mugwort. And mugwort reproducesasexually.(Talk about setting an early precedent for yourself.)As if my life weren`t bad enough, well now I`m more depressedCause I was just some low life peasantA foul smelling ignorant serfAn ice age chick probably dug up by some school kids.Even as a DAMN PLANT I couldn`t get any actionWhen I past life regressed.

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