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Denis Leary

Asshole

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Folks, I`d like to sing a song about the American dream. About me,aboutyou, about the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom ofourchests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts,maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle area. Maybe in the liver,maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon. We don`t know.I`m just an average Joe with a regular jobI`m your average White suburbanite slobI like football and porno and books about warI`ve got an average house with a nice hardwood floorMy wife and my job, my kids and my carMy feet on the table and a Cuban cigarBut sometimes that just ain`t enoughTo keep a man like me interested(Oh no) No way (Uh-uh)No, I`ve got to go out and have funAt someone else`s expense(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahI drive really slow in the ultrafast laneWhile people behind me are going insaneI`m an asshole (He`s an asshole, what an asshole)I`m an asshole (He`s an asshole, such an asshole)I use public toilets and I piss on the seatI walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"I`m an asshole (He`s an asshole, what an asshole)I`m an asshole (He`s the world`s biggest asshole)Sometimes I park in handicapped spacesWhile handicapped people make handicapped facesI`m an asshole (He`s an asshole, what an asshole)I`m an asshole (He`s a real fucking asshole)Maybe I shouldn`t be singing this songRanting and raving and carrying onMaybe they`re right when they tell me I`m wrongNaaaah!I`m an asshole (He`s an asshole, what an asshole)I`m an asshole (He`s the world`s biggest asshole)You know what I`m gonna do? I`m gonna get myself a 1967 CadillacEldoradoconvertible, hot pink, with whaleskin hubcabs and all leather cow interiorand big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah! And I`m gonna drivearound in that baby at 115 MPH getting on mile per gallon, sucking downquarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald`s in the old-fashionednon-biodegradable styrofoam containers, and when I`m done suckin` downthose greaseball burgers, I`m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flagand then I`m gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side andthere ain`t a goddamned thing anybody can do about it. You know why?Because we got the bombs, that`s why.Two words: Nuclear fucking weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania-theycan have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracycakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won`t makealick of difference because we got the bombs, okay? John Wayne`s notdead-he`s frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we`re gonnathaw out the Duke and he`s gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why?Haveyou ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15,000,000 times,that`s how pissed off the Duke`s gonna be. I`m gonna get the Duke andJohnCassavetes(Hey)And Lee Marvin(Hey)And Sam Peckinpah(Hey)And a case of whisky and drive down to Texas...(Hey, you know, you really are an asshole)Why don`t you just shut up and sing the song, pal!I`m an asshole (He`s an asshole, what an asshole)I`m an asshole (He`s the world`s biggest asshole)A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-EArf arf arf arf arf arf arfFung achng tum a fung tuma fling chumOooh ooohI`m an asshole and proud of it!

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