Текст песни DJ Format f Abdominal - Ill Culinary Behaviour
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[ VERSE 1: Abdominal ]Well hello and welcomeIf you could wipe your feet on the doormatPlease, come in - oh Format...We got company, where`s my manners, let me take your coatsI hope you`re hungry for some flavorful quotesWhich I whipped up myself, I`m really hopin that you like itI call it the Abdominal Special, I eat a hype dishFormat? I think he`s still in the kitchenSlavin over platters, you know, cooking rhythmsCome again? Oh, he said that the beats are finishedI guess all that`s left to do is just remix itYou say you wanna help, okay, how about you set the tableAnd what`s this, a beautiful patch cable, for me?Really, you shouldn`t havePlease excuse me, I`ma just go and grabA spare apron to keep your gear freshFormat, where`s the food, it`s rude, we have guests[ CHORUS: Abdominal ]Dinner`s served, so yo, come and get itAbdominal and Format cookin up the splendidConcoctions, explosions of flavorCheck the ill culinary behaviourYou need seconds? Yo, come and get itAbdominal and Format whippin up the splendidDelicacies, explosions of flavorCheck the ill culinary behaviour[ VERSE 2: Abdominal ]Okay, you`re right here, and if you could sit thereFormat needs the chair closest to the kitchenIn case he needs to fix the snareWhich I`m sure will be crispy enoughAh-ah-ah, we`re all hungry, but before we tuckIn and stuff our faces, we really must say gracesMy turn, so here goes, Lord, thank you for bangin beats we laceAnd of course the microphones that we rap intoAmen, that`s through, so let`s eat, pass the loops, broSoup? No, I said loops, soDelicious with the fishes, nutritiousServin roasted rapper, that`s the first dish on my wish listJust gobble it up, then proceed to lick the plate cleanTaste the cuisine whipped up by the great teamOf culinary experts, Ab and a digitBetween 3 and 5 followed by a non-shiny finishFor-mat for the punchline-ineptKeep eating cause there`s tons of food leftReally, you just have to taste some home-cooked[ CHORUS ]( *DJ Format cuts up* )(Actin ill) (Actin ill)(Actin ill) (The behaviour)(Actin ill) (Actin ill)(Actin ill)(Watch your behaviour)[ VERSE 3: Abdominal ]I got the feeling that everybody is ready for dessert to be servedBut before I bring it out I got somethin to say firstAbdominal Junior, you will get nothing, young manUntil you finish those breaks on your plateCause all across the land there be starvin MC`sWho`d be happy to rock to beats like theseYou should be a little bit more considerateAnd think of this before pushing your dish away without finishing itAnd while I`m at it, get your elbows off the damn consoleReally, where`s your manners?I`m ashamed to have to scold you right in front of our guestsBut you leave me no choiceI`m truly sorry that I had to raise my voiceBut my son`s behaviour simply inexcusableAnd if I don`t see some improvement soon, my fuse`ll blowIs that clear, mister? Good, I`m glad we understand one anotherNow go help your brother Little FormatClear the table, put the leftovers in some TupperwareSo tomorrow we`ll have supper preparedOh what`s that, you say you must be leaving?Such a pity, what a lovely eveningWell, thanks for coming, we must do it again sometimeI hope you ate enough - of our beats and rhymes[ CHORUS ](Ill) (behaviour)(This mornin for breakfast I had bacon, egg and chipsthree cups of tea, a man to smack me lipsI said to John me husband, "Ain`t I gettin fat?"He said, "Not really, love, I like ya like like that"But he`s kiddin, you know?Why do I got to be fat?Why have I got to be fat?And then for lunch I had...)